DAVnCHAINS's definitions

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Eleventy

An exaggerated number to suggest someone has too many of something.

Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.

God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

Coin-operated

A whore, prostitute or anyone that accepts money for sex.

Hey man did you see that girl? I'm all over that!

Don't go falling in love she looks like she's coin-operated.

by DAVnCHAINS April 19, 2014

Midgician

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

Beaver Fever

When a straight woman ends up fucking another woman.

Dude I saw your ex-girlfriend with Stacey, she got the Beaver Fever!!

by DAVnCHAINS February 20, 2015

hillbility

A redneck skill or talent that the rest of the world deems useless, unnecessary or disgusting.

Bobby Ray bathes and makes his moonshine at the same time. What hillbility do you have?

by DAVnCHAINS April 15, 2014