DAVnCHAINS's definitions

Barithmetic

The math a younger girl does when she meets an older guy in a bar, where she finds how old she was when you were her age.

I'm too old to meet women in bars anymore, I don't need there barithmetic, making me feel older than I am!

by DAVnCHAINS March 31, 2015

Cuntstipated

(noun) - When a bitch or cunt is out of character by being nice.

Suzie is being really nice, maybe she's changed.

No she didn't she's just cuntstipated.

by DAVnCHAINS December 8, 2010

Midgician

A midget that is a magician.

Hey do you want to go to the circus? I hear they have a midgician performing.

by DAVnCHAINS January 12, 2015

Eleventy

An exaggerated number to suggest someone has too many of something.

Waiting for my girlfriend to get ready takes an eternity when she’s got eleventy shoes to choose from!

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

Exhaustipated

The problem of being so tired that you cannot fall asleep.

Dude, I got like 2 hours of sleep last night, hopefully when I get out of work I wont be too exhaustipated to go to bed.

by DAVnCHAINS December 27, 2013

escalator parrot

A person that gets right behind you when on an escalator.

God I felt like a pirate going down the escalator with that escalator parrot over my shoulder.

by DAVnCHAINS April 22, 2018

cuntract

being in a relationship; having a girlfriend.

Hey Mike you coming to the party tonight? Jimmy's bringing some girls that are down to party. Why you offering me this? You know I'm under cuntract.

by DAVnCHAINS September 2, 2013