3 definitions by D43M0N

When you walk around with a blanket on and snag someone into it and fart a really dank fart while they are trapped inside of it. i.e. a portable dutch oven.
Watch out for the BF walking in the house with his blanket on, he might give you the caped crusader!
by D43M0N June 29, 2010
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When attempting a Dale Earnhardt (smashin a girl into a wall while doin doggy), and you put her through the wall!
David pulled the SteadhamSmash last night, there is a huge hole in his wall now!
by D43M0N July 7, 2010
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After fucking a girl in the ass, you wipe the shit off your dick under the girls nose for the mustache and then punch her in the eye to give her a black eye for a patch.
I gave that ho the dirty captain!
by D43M0N July 6, 2010
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