50 definitions by D.S. Credito
1. a potentially derogatory term describing a person from India or South Asia who is outspoken and uncompromising in conservative ideology
2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent
3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi
2. a word describing the vocabulary and speaking manner of a conservative or right winger whose origins are from the Asian sub-continent
3. Conjabi is a pun combining conservative or conjob with Punjab or Punjabi
On the subway, I overheard a man in a turban talking shit about President Obama. Man, what a conjabi!
Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!
Gov. Bobby Jindal was speaking Conjabi in his recent speech. It's like his mouth moves but I can't make out the words!
by D.S. Credito February 22, 2015
a person who has not achieved success or fame, despite considerable effort. Unlike a has-been, who at least had once enjoyed noteworthy stature, a never-was simply fails to become prominent. Normally refers to a person unsuccessful in athletics, the entertainment industry, or other creative arts.
Plural - never-weres
Plural - never-weres
Although he'd written a few catchy songs in his heyday, he attracted little fanfare and hung up his guitar after deciding that in the world of music, he hadn't been destined to become anything more than a never-was.
by D.S. Credito February 21, 2015
a misnomer used to describe someone or something that is very bad, when in actuality having one's cock sucked is a nearly universally positive experience for the receiver.
Sam: One Direction sucks cock.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
Joe: What are you talking about? I've had my cock sucked hundreds of times, and it's always been anywhere from pretty good to fantastic.
by D.S. Credito April 6, 2015
a British term that's becoming more widely used in American English to describe someone who is mild and pleasant. To say that someone is lovely might mean that he or she is nice or easy to be around, but isn't the most fuckable or fuckworthy person.
1. If someone says that you're lovely, you ain't getting laid.
2. Nate: What do you think of the new girl at the office?
Dave: She's lovely.
Nate: Would you bang her?
Dave: Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far.
2. Nate: What do you think of the new girl at the office?
Dave: She's lovely.
Nate: Would you bang her?
Dave: Hmmm...I wouldn't go that far.
by D.S. Credito April 2, 2015
A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.
by D.S. Credito March 10, 2015
someone who performs oral sex acts such as cunnilingus or fellatio and ingests the bodily fluids that are released from the genitals of the receiver.
by D.S. Credito March 23, 2015
1. an admirer of someone in a (more) powerful position.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
2. an extreme supporter who gives attention and affection to a person who is already on a pedestal or otherwise popular.
They protest the government when Obama is in office, but when it was Bush in the White House, the Tea Partiers were some of the government's most dedicated asslickers.
by D.S. Credito March 4, 2015