3 definitions by D.Praved
arising at club or similar scene
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
situation where kreepy perverted guy harasses u & yor ENTIRE group of girls all night long in a desperate attempt to get laid
He offers u drinks which are more than likely spiked with rohypnol, flunitrazepam, ghb or some other date rape drug
when u refuse his "offer" he proceeds directly to the next girl in your group to pathetically hit on her
this species easily recognizable by distinct plumage purchased sometime in the 70's or 80's & which he thinks is still, "bitchin" or "fuckin sweet!"
More than likely it is a brightly colored leisure suit with the shirt unbuttoned to the navel & a gold chain caught in his graying chest hair
this species has also been spotted in a gray or cream suit resembling the type worn by ANY character from Miami Vice & with enough shoulder padding to make a linebacker jealous
invariably this specimen is completely ignorant that he is obsolete, annoying & impotent. any attempts to apprise him of this fact are rendered useless as he typically has an IQ which makes George W. Bush look like a Mensa candidate
the only way to evade this situation is to pretend you do not speak the same language & promptly have a wing(wo)man swoop in & rescue u
feigning lesbianism will not work as he will simply ask to join in or videotape
run away at the first opportunity due to the to the RAGING CASE OF HERPES he contracted in the early 90's
him: hi, my name is liney. would you like a drink?
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
you: no hablar Inglis.
girlfriend: (swooping in) hey girl! there you are, our cab's here!
(run away quickly from 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club)
by D.Praved February 4, 2010
a male who was gifted by god with a nice package in his pants but HAS NO FUCKING CLUE what to do with it.
or how to use it.
he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.
and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.
because he's that gat damn clueless.
THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
or how to use it.
he thinks simply getting wood is all he has to do to please a woman in bed. it's not.
& that getting hard is the same as getting her off.
and giving him pointers, instructions, A FUCKING ROAD MAP, or gps is simply useless.
because he's that gat damn clueless.
THE OPPOSITE OF GOOD DICK.
homegirl: girl, y u so angry?
you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.
homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...
you: motherfcukin big dick tellin me he know how to break me off.
homegirl: ain't that a bitch.
you: yeah, so i just shot on his face and called it a night.
homegirl: i heard that...
by D.Praved February 5, 2010
Male of human species with a rather attractive body part in his pants, but with a hideous face or an ignorant head. It's just like using a dildo, except it's not battery powered. Comes from phrase "40 year old dude at the club" and most commonly known as a "Big Dick"
the opposite of good dick.
the opposite of good dick.
Dude! Charles is telling everyone who will listen that u two are married!?! wth?
naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...
naw, he's just my walking dildo.
i won't be seen in public with his shiftless ass. He's just a slump buster that went horribly wrong...
by D.Praved January 30, 2010