D.E's definitions

MBD

Mad Beaver Disease. This is the beaver version of mad cow disease. The conditions include random, uncontrolled spasms which lead to violent attack of all things surrounding the subject. First encountered in the Panania area and in the local beaver stock. Currently there is no known cure.

"That beaver must have MBD he just tackled a computer."

"They better find a cure for MBD quick."

by D.E March 17, 2004

Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre

The Sydney version of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre in which a poor Campbelltown hobo decided to blame the world for all his problems. Being a hobo he could not afford a chainsaw and had to settle for a whipper-snipper from the local dump. He then proceeded to kill every plant in his vicinity. It was a dark day indeed for all vegetarians, gardeners and general plant life. Its rumoured he attacked plants because not only did he have to resort to a whipper-snipper, the object itself was of typical campbelltown quality and therefore wasn't sufficient enough to cause injuries to humans.

"They should make a film about The Sydney Whipper-Snipper Massacre."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Howard Dean Syndrome

Howard Dean Syndrome, or HDS, usually occurs due to a crushing defeat in a situation that you were previously thought to have won with a landslide victory. HDS involves the subject screaming, shouting and generally acting like a crazy person which scares all nearby people and damages the subjects profile beyond repair.
Named after former presidential candidate and former Vermont governor Howard Dean.

"We're going to California, and Texas and New York. Then we're going to Washington D.C to take back the White House!. Yeeeaaaaargh!"

by D.E March 18, 2004