D.E's definitions

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Rubber Bullet Kisses

When riot police shoot you in the ass. Its basically a pathetic, non-lethal attempt to disperse a crowd of malcontents. This crowd is usually made up of people who didnt go to school that day. Rubber Bullet Kisses are usually followed by Baton Courtesy.

"Robert went to the anit-beaver hunting riot and got rubber bullet kisses all over his ass."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

BFZ

Beaver Free Zone. BFZs are containment zones put in place by PBSPvolunteers. Any beaver found crossing into a BFZ is exterminated on site. At present there are two major BFZs and three minor BFZs located in Panania. Beaver-related problems are the lowest in these areas due to the hard work of the PBSP volunteers.

"Did you hear about that beaver that crossed into the BFZ? Yeah they pumped him full of lead real good."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Go Mango

To totally lose control of yourself due to excessive rage and anger. Only the primitive urge to pummel the nearest object remains in your brain and this condition usually last for approx 1-5 minutes. Not that much different from the Berzerker condition.

"OMG, that beaver is about to go mango"

"He went mango on that monitor"

by D.E March 17, 2004

Till Lindemann

Rammstein vocalist and all round pyromaniac. Has a tendency to come on stage with a flamethrower and performs certain songs whilst on fire.

"Till Lindemann ist ein pyromaniac."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004