D.E's definitions

Urban Monkey Warfare

Urban Monkey Warfare occurs when a large number of crazy, possibly diseased, monkeys invade an urban area and proceed to systematically attack the human population. The humans in turn have no choice but to defend themselves, and the army is called in, turning the urban areas into large battlezones. The biggest ever Urban Monkey War was fought in Minto, NSW. The humans ultimately won, but both sides sustained heavy losses.

Urban Monkey Warfare is also the title of a song by KMFDM.

"If you see a large number of crazy monkeys near your house, prepare for Urban Monkey Warfare!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Steel Rod

Basically a cylindrical piece of steel. Steel Rod's have many wonderful uses. Can be used as simple set prop, whereby you place it leaning against a wall, or can be used more appropriately as a form of beaver crowd control, whereby constant hard hits to the head of a pananian marsh beaver (beaverus ignoramus) will result in the suppression of all unwanted acts by the creature. Excess striking will result in brain damage or possible death.

"Hey, place that steel rod against that wall, we need to make this set look authentic!"

"A beaver was in my garden last night, so i used a steel rod on its head. Now its dead."

by D.E March 19, 2004

BFZ

Beaver Free Zone. BFZs are containment zones put in place by PBSPvolunteers. Any beaver found crossing into a BFZ is exterminated on site. At present there are two major BFZs and three minor BFZs located in Panania. Beaver-related problems are the lowest in these areas due to the hard work of the PBSP volunteers.

"Did you hear about that beaver that crossed into the BFZ? Yeah they pumped him full of lead real good."

by D.E March 18, 2004

Robocops

Riot Police in full riot gear. The generic Robocop comes with black shiny shin guards, black shiny helmet, and black shiny body armour. Their visors are black, and they have black gasmasks. Robocops are deployed in battalions.

"Look at that dumbass, he just kicked a robocop and now 10 robocops are giving him some Baton Courtesy. Haha stupid little freak!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Beavaria

The breakaway republic of the pananian marsh beavers. Located in North East Panania it is ruled by a dominatrix that is eerily resemblant of Ms Daniels. Beavaria is not recognised by anyone, only by the beavers that created and live in it.

"I want to nuke Beavaria, its the asshole of the world."

by D.E March 20, 2004

Mangonator

This is a very rare specimen indeed. Rumoured to have only been sighted once in the Panania marshes, the Mangonator is believed to be the result of a manganaro that happens to go mango whilst suffering from MBD. A deadly combination indeed.

"Residents of Panania received a warning to lock their doors as a rabid Mangonator was said to be prowling the area"

by D.E March 18, 2004

Go Mango

To totally lose control of yourself due to excessive rage and anger. Only the primitive urge to pummel the nearest object remains in your brain and this condition usually last for approx 1-5 minutes. Not that much different from the Berzerker condition.

"OMG, that beaver is about to go mango"

"He went mango on that monitor"

by D.E March 17, 2004