D. Gould's definitions

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

S and M'er

Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.

"Get the hell outta my dungeon! You pussy S and M'er!"

by D. Gould November 1, 2007

rack bitch

The loser in a game of pool, who as a result of their loss, must rack the cue balls for the winner.

"Hurry up, rack bitch! I ain't got all day!"

by D. Gould June 22, 2008

trick card

Pre-designed cards left on top a bar, usually in a drink glass, for patrons. They are used to write down a person's name and phone number. Should they happen to hook-up with someone in a bar or club.

"You got that chick's phone number?"

"Ya. It's right here...Oh shit. I lost my trick card! FUCK!!!"

by D. Gould August 20, 2008

limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

professional protester

Any unemployed, fanatically Liberal protester, who spends an inordinate amount of time protesting the Republican wing. Often protests so frequently, they lose track of what they are actually protesting. Usually falls within the age range of 18-35. Descriptions include bad dye jobs, nasty facial piercings, and copious amounts of tacky tattoos. While adopting a "hippy-ish" style dresscode, and associated hygiene practices.

"Berkeley University in California, produces the highest number of professional protesters, in all United States."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

Jim Jones Kool Aid

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.

"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"

by D. Gould March 1, 2006