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faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."
by D. Gould June 1, 2006
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macking on the sly

Covert flirting between two people. Because they have to keep their true feelings for each other secret, for whatever reason (i.e. they work together, one is married, etc.).
"Those two can't seem to stand each other! They're always fighting over something!"

"Wrong, man. It's all a front they put up. They're actually macking on the sly."
by D. Gould March 8, 2006
mugGet the macking on the slymug.

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.
"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."
by D. Gould September 13, 2006
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gutter lay

A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.
"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."

"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."
by D. Gould February 16, 2009
mugGet the gutter laymug.

bodybag

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.
"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
mugGet the bodybagmug.

bunking a noob

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.
"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."
by D. Gould February 25, 2006
mugGet the bunking a noobmug.

quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.
"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."
by D. Gould January 28, 2007
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