D. Gould's definitions

weekend alcoholic

A person perpetually intoxicated on weekends. May not partake during the work week, but overindulges every weekend consistently.

"He drank nine beers, over three hours Saturday night. Suffice to say, he's a weekend alcoholic."

by D. Gould February 19, 2006

bathhouse bandit

A homosexual or bi-sexual, habitually found at a bathhouse. Often for days at a stretch. Perpetually high on "E", and often found crusing the halls for quick, casual sex. Also describes a "hustler", who wanders the bathhouse, covertly looking for tricks. Despite their obvious access to running water and hygiene products, they often appear somewhat disheveled. With characteristic bloodshot eyes, that possess a glazed-over appearance.

"I just went in to take a shower, and this bathhouse bandit tried to suck my dick!"

by D. Gould January 11, 2006

patch over

When members of one motorcycle club, are incorporated into a much larger motorcycle club. Thus, the unification results in the former club no longer existing. Its members subsequently trade in their previously worn club colours, or "patch over", for the colours of the larger club. These patches are usually worn on the back of a vest or jacket, and display a club's name, the owner's name and rank, and chapter of said club.

"The P.R.'s will patch over to the H.A.'s. The membership will substantially grow."

by D. Gould September 24, 2007

Cat Squasher

An old school term, dating back to the 1960's. Meaning a large front tire, of any custom motorcycle.

"Cleaning fur and blood out of your Cat Squasher, is NEVER fun."

by D. Gould November 5, 2006

creep factor

The degree in which an act or behaviour is defined, in regards to its level of 'creepiness'. Does not necessairly refer to outright disgust and repulsion. But more along the deviation, of social norms and sensibilities.

"I saw dude macking on his stepsister. That's got a creep factor of ten!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006

repeat offender

A customer, who habitually returns purchases, for no good reason, other than to be a complete pain in the ass. During the original purchase, they bombard the salesperson, with questions regarding refund and return policies. So frequently and with such conviction, the salesperson can almost predict them coming back within 48 hours or less. This process can possibly go on for months, before it is finally resolved. Easily spotted, because everything they say about the product is jaded and pessimistic.

"That guy's my 'repeat offender'. Send someone else to deal with him. On second, thought? FUCK THAT SHIT. Throw his ass out, and call the cops if me makes a fuss!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

back alley parkin'

Occurs during the act of "doggy-style" sexual intercourse. When the giver attempts to enter the receiver's anus, without first requesting permission to do so. Usually resulting in the incompletion of said act.

"Homes trying to slip in, a back alley parkin' job on his woman. But she revoked his driver's licence!"

by D. Gould January 6, 2006