D. Gould's definitions
Pre-designed cards left on top a bar, usually in a drink glass, for patrons. They are used to write down a person's name and phone number. Should they happen to hook-up with someone in a bar or club.
by D. Gould August 20, 2008
Get the trick cardmug. Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.
by D. Gould January 25, 2006
Get the limp cock and no lubemug. The extra year a student has to spend in high school in order to graduate, because they are academically behind everyone else in their class.
by D. Gould March 24, 2006
Get the victory lapmug. Talking down to someone. Usually occurs during sexual intercourse, or after you've just whopped someone's ass in a fight. May include finger pointing, as well as obscene gestures.
"After he kicked the guy's ass, he got down next to his ear, jaw jacked him, and started doing push-ups!"
by D. Gould February 6, 2006
Get the jaw jackmug. Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).
by D. Gould November 29, 2006
Get the homo hipmug. To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
by D. Gould April 26, 2006
Get the wafflemug. When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.
"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."
by D. Gould August 19, 2008
Get the kill the townmug.