D. Gould's definitions

quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 28, 2007

whored out

A woman who does everything in her power to portray herself in a slutty fashion. In behaviour, as well as dress code.

"Did you see how Heather was acting at the party? What the fuck was up with that?"

"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".

by D. Gould October 17, 2008

gutter lay

A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.

"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."

"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

rolled over

When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.

"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

"Oh Shit" Bar

The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.

"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."

by D. Gould October 9, 2006

gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

by D. Gould May 1, 2006