D. Gould's definitions

gutter lay

A really filthy, dirty, smelly, regretable fuck. A fuck so grungy and diseased, one goes running to the STD clinic the next morning.

"Dude...Please tell me you didn't bag that whore from the bar last night."

"I did. I was so hammered, I just didn't care. She was the nastiest gutter lay I've ever had."

by D. Gould February 16, 2009

bodybag

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.

"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

creep factor

The degree in which an act or behaviour is defined, in regards to its level of 'creepiness'. Does not necessairly refer to outright disgust and repulsion. But more along the deviation, of social norms and sensibilities.

"I saw dude macking on his stepsister. That's got a creep factor of ten!"

by D. Gould February 1, 2006

quality control

Used in retail, to describe a customer who insists on handling everything, but purchasing nothing. Most often they are white men. Middle aged to early seniors, married, heavyset, with thick glasses. Can easily be spotted, because they inspect the price tag, while holding it three inches from their face.

"Don't waste your time helping 'quality control', when there are serious buyers elsewhere in the shop."

by D. Gould January 28, 2007

dropped the ball

To screw up a major opportunity, that possibly comes along only once in a blue moon.

"One keg of beer, two blonde twins, a hotel room, and an endless supply of rubbers. Think he shagged them? Nope. He dropped the ball."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

dropped a Sushi

When your house cat both shits and pisses in your bed, purely out of revenge or defiance. Occasionally compounded, if the act in question takes place during the owner's absence, and the waste is subsequently left to ferment for an extended period of time. Named appropriately after the infamous feline "Sushi Bum-Bum". Third-Dan black belt, in the art of Turd Dropping.

"My cat dropped a Sushi SO badly, I had to wash the sheet three times!"

by D. Gould November 4, 2006

phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

by D. Gould December 28, 2005