D. Gould's definitions

rack bitch

The loser in a game of pool, who as a result of their loss, must rack the cue balls for the winner.

"Hurry up, rack bitch! I ain't got all day!"

by D. Gould June 22, 2008

bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.

"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."

by D. Gould July 5, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

wayward son

Any individual who thinks for themselves, and laughs in the face of authority. Someone who goes against the grain in several aspects of their life, and is publically chastised for doing so. A person who refuses to bend to the conventions of society. A natural born leader. Unconventional in their wisdom, and accutely aware of their surroundings at all times. Often alienated for being so.

"The Motorcycle Boy, in SE Hinton's novel 'Rumble Fish', was definitely a wayward son."

by D. Gould February 22, 2006

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.

"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."

by D. Gould August 19, 2008

homo hip

Anything made hip in modern society, because of its affiliation to queer culture (i.e. fashion, film, etc.).

"Wrestling shoes and frosted slow-hawks? That's SO homo hip!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006