D. Gould's definitions

traffic cop

A blunt force object (such as a hammer or crowbar), carried on a motorcycle, used to extract revenge. When a vehicle is driven too carelessly next to a rider, and they are subsequently almost run over, the "traffic cop" is withdrawn from its respective sheath, and used to smash the windshield of the offending party.

"I fitted the frame of my bike with a traffic cop. Ya know....Just in case."

by D. Gould January 15, 2007

grabbing air

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

"Oh Shit" Bar

The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.

"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."

by D. Gould October 9, 2006

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

bathhouse jiu-jitsu

1.) Sex between homos, within the confines of a bathhouse.

2.) Any required self-defense technique, to avert such an unwanted sexual advance in said bathhouse.

"Don't go into that steamroom. There's some serious bathhouse jiu-jitsu going on."

by D. Gould July 5, 2006

kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.

"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."

by D. Gould August 19, 2008