D. Gould's definitions

BMW rider

The king of snobby, whiney motorcyclists. Frowned upon, because of their insseent need to be waited on, hand and foot. In addition, to their unsubstantiated beliefs, that they ride THE "superior motorcycle".

"Hard luggage, tailbags, gel seats, and heated grips? Who the fuck puts all this unnecessary shit on their bike?"

"A BMW rider. Who else?"

by D. Gould March 19, 2006

flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.

"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

"Oh Shit" Bar

The passenger grab rail on a sportbike. Or, can also be a passenger holding strap, located at the front of the sportbike's "bitch seat". Refered to as the "Oh Shit" Bar, because that's the last thing your passenger will ever say, if they lose their grip on it.

"Amy ended up in intensive care, when she lost hold of the "Oh Shit" Bar, while Rico was rounding a curb."

by D. Gould October 9, 2006

waffle

To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.

"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.

"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."

by D. Gould August 19, 2008