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gossip hound

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.
"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."
by D. Gould May 1, 2006
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all about the beave

A person who's primary goal in life, is to have as much sex with the female gender, as humanly possible. Perpetually unattached romantically, they care nothing for the notion of descretion. Completely uninhibited in their behaviour, they will fornicate anywhere, with anyone, at anytime. Often are either revered, or despised for their qualities.
"He's a nice guy. But don't expect any type of relationship from him. Because he's all about the beave."
by D. Gould February 19, 2006
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idiot light

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.
"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"
by D. Gould January 27, 2006
mugGet the idiot lightmug.

concrete shoes

A method of human disposal, developed and perfected by the Italian mob. Involves encasing a person's feet in poured concrete, and dumping them, alive or dead, into a deep body of water.
"Luco Brata sleeps with the fishes. We just fitted him for concrete shoes."
by D. Gould February 9, 2006
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call a lumberjack

What you need to do when you get "wood", from looking at a hot chick.
"Uh oh. Someone call a lumberjack. 'Cause I got WOOD!"
by D. Gould February 6, 2006
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shit magnet

Any person, in which trouble and drama, follows them everywhere they go.
"Stay away from that chick. She's a total shit magnet."
by D. Gould January 3, 2007
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faganomics

All things pretaining to the male, homosexual lifestyle. With heavy emphasis, on overly feminine behaviours.
"Owning leather chaps, but no motorcycle, is an obvious sign of faganomics at work."
by D. Gould June 1, 2006
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