D. Gould's definitions

idiot light

The green coloured indicator on a motorcycle. Which informs the rider, they are in the "Neutral" gear, when lit.

"Dude...Why's my bike not moving?"

"Of COURSE it's not moving, STUPID! Your 'idiot light' is on!"

by D. Gould January 27, 2006

flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.

"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

gossip hound

Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. Most often observed in females, but may include gay men.

"My girlfriend got overly drunk at the party, and fell down the stairs. Thanks to a gossip hound, by the next afternoon, everybody in school knew about it."

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

pucker power

A sportbike that goes SO fast, it causes your anus to "pucker up", to keep your insides from falling out.

"I know a guy, who got clocked on his Hayabusa 1300, going three hundred k. Now THAT'S pucker power!"

by D. Gould January 28, 2006

bootback

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.

"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006

Nice

Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".

"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."

"Nice."

"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"

"FUCKING NICE!!!"

by D. Gould October 4, 2008

one-two crunch

When a motorcycle rider is catapulted from their bike, lands on the ground, and is subsequently run over by their own bike, as momentum carries the trailing bike up and over their body.

"I saw Rossi take a one-two crunch, after highsiding a turn during a race."

by D. Gould September 13, 2006