D. Gould's definitions

seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".

"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"

by D. Gould September 30, 2006

Bandito

A connoisseur of male, anal sex. A stealer of the chocolate starfish.

"Don't drop the soap in the shower. A bandito may be laying in wait.

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

Twinkie trade

The going rate of any new inmate, upon his arrival to prision. His exact value being "one Twinkie". Often temporarily traded from one lifer to another, for sexual favours.

"Hey, man. I need to borrow your gimp for the night. Can I pay with a Twinkie trade?"

by D. Gould January 6, 2007

hooligan

A sport bike rider, infamous for their insane hijynks. Often observed pulling endos, wheelies, burnouts, and burying their speedo on the highway. Much like "street squid", they rarely wear the proper riding apparel. Ranked as the following:

1.) "H.I.T." (Hooligan In Training)- Beginner.

2.) "Resident" Hooligan- Intermediate.

3.) "Confirmed" Hooligan- Professional.

"How long's Mark had his GSXR?"

"About two seasons. Since then, he's laid it down twice pulling endos, and got busted for doing 160km's on the highway. At this point, he's a confirmed hooligan."

by D. Gould June 11, 2006

Coffin Time

The after hours, alter ego, of any "Coffee Time" donut shop. This transformation occurs, when the local Gothic bar or nightclub closes its doors for the evening, and the vampire people congregate there. It being the only place still open, at that hour of night.

"Welcome to Coffin Time...Would you like a side order of blood with your donut, FREAK?"

by D. Gould July 3, 2006

crackerjack

Someone who is clearly addicted to crack cocaine. Characterized by skitish movements, poor hygiene, and a willingness to do anything for the drug. Often observed wandering aimlessly during all hours of the night, in search of their next fix.

"Yo...That crackerjack sucked off me and my whole crew, for five bucks!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

bootback

A person who professionally shines boots, at a gay, leather bar. Usually only works weekends, and does so partially to satisfy his own, personal boot fetish.

"Where's the bootback? I got a scuff on my Wesco's!"

by D. Gould November 29, 2006