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Definitions by D. Gould

whored out 

A woman who does everything in her power to portray herself in a slutty fashion. In behaviour, as well as dress code.
"Did you see how Heather was acting at the party? What the fuck was up with that?"

"Dude...Since Mike broke up with her, she's totally whored out.".
whored out by D. Gould October 17, 2008

clubvintory

1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.

2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.
"Did you lose something?"

"Na. Just doing a clubvintory. It's all good."
clubvintory by D. Gould October 17, 2008
Used as a response, to punctuate the severity of what is currently being spoken by the other person. Akin to saying "WTF", or "holy shit".
"So I'm riding down the highway, and the tire blows out on my bike."

"Nice."

"As if that wasn't enough, it got hit by a passing car on the shoulder!"

"FUCKING NICE!!!"
Nice by D. Gould October 4, 2008
A general term, used to describe either a place or situation. Usually in a contemptable manner.
"This club is full of posers. Fuck this outfit. I'm going across the street."
outfit by D. Gould August 21, 2008

trick card

Pre-designed cards left on top a bar, usually in a drink glass, for patrons. They are used to write down a person's name and phone number. Should they happen to hook-up with someone in a bar or club.
"You got that chick's phone number?"

"Ya. It's right here...Oh shit. I lost my trick card! FUCK!!!"
trick card by D. Gould August 20, 2008

kill the town 

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.
"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."
kill the town by D. Gould August 19, 2008

bum jammer 

"If a guy reads Cosmo, and drinks Perrier, he's clearly a bum jammer."
bum jammer by D. Gould July 30, 2008