D. Gould's definitions

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

booting

Mainlining a drug into your bloodstream, drawing back the syringe to refill it with blood, and then injecting it back into your arm. The theory being, the blood injected back into your bloodstream, will carry with it, any residule narcotic leftover in the syringe.

"I saw the junkie in the alleyway booting his heroin three times over, before he finally nodded off."

by D. Gould March 13, 2006

rolled over

When two or more people are involved in the commission of a crime, only one is caught, and the one subsequently apprehended, then informs on the others to police. Usually for the offer of a lesser charge.

"I thought I'd got away clean. But the guy rolled over on me, when the D.A. threatened him with 15-life."

by D. Gould February 15, 2006

phone monkey

A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.

"The 'phone monkey' on other end of the line, can't tell me what kind of bike he has!"

by D. Gould December 28, 2005

ten minute warning

The warning you give somebody, when you see them walking into the same bathroom you've just come from, immediately after taking a nasty shit. Ten minutes is the alloted time it usually takes for a bathroom to air out, before it becomes usable for someone else.

"Man, that fucking stinks! Would it have killed you to have given me a ten minute warning, first?"

by D. Gould April 26, 2006

bodybag

The method in which some street drugs are wrapped and distributed. Using either a latex condom, or rubber balloon.

"Be careful not to spill that coke in my car."

"Don't worry. It's wrapped in a bodybag. We'll open it when we get to the club."

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

pouty bum

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

by D. Gould March 3, 2006