D. Gould's definitions

driveway jewelery

A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.

"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."

by D. Gould January 13, 2006

shop fly

A person, who habitually hangs out at bike shops. For no good reason, other than to talk "shop". Often unemployed, broke, and without a life of their own, they take up the majority of your time, without spending any money.

"I had three projects on the go, but I couldn't get anything done with the shop fly buzzing around all the time. He's always asking stupid, fucking questions, while I'm trying to finish a project."

by D. Gould January 17, 2006

spew lane

The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.

"When I couldn't get to the spew lane in time, he barfed all over the backseat of my dad's car."

by D. Gould January 22, 2006

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

truck stop trixie

A prostitute, who exclusively works truck stops along an interstate highway. Unlike high class call girls, they are usually dressed very non-descript.

"That truck stop trixie, has walked from rig to rig for over an hour. Looking for a john."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

grabbing air

What you do, when a cop rolls up on you, and tells you to "put your hands in the air".

"The Five-O rolled up on me during a B&E. And before I knew it, I was grabbing air."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006

limp cock and no lube

Much like a "limp cock and no lube" would equate to no action in bed, this phrase describes a state of utter uselessness. Or, a situation in which nothing of value is currently transpiring.

"There's no beer and no chicks. This party's a limp cock and no lube."

by D. Gould January 25, 2006