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by D-Bizz January 10, 2007
Get the five finger discount mug.the state of mind caused by taking large amounts of ketamine. the user becomes trapped in state of detatchment from their physical presence; the user can think about moving their arm, and will then see an arm moving in front of them, but the link between the thought and the moving arm does not register.
the senses also become distorted, objects appear to move closer or further away resulting in the user's sight becoming fixed to one point, fearing looking away from that point as the distortions are disorientating and in the worst cases can cause nausea.
the combination of these effects leave the user feeling trapped in a frozen state, as if stuck in a hole peering out; hence the expression 'k-hole'
the senses also become distorted, objects appear to move closer or further away resulting in the user's sight becoming fixed to one point, fearing looking away from that point as the distortions are disorientating and in the worst cases can cause nausea.
the combination of these effects leave the user feeling trapped in a frozen state, as if stuck in a hole peering out; hence the expression 'k-hole'
the party animal ingested enough ketamine to tranquilize a family of large bagders, it was all going fine until he found himself in the k-hole, staring at a tile on the floor for 2 hours, unable to move.
by D-Bizz December 19, 2006
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dan made the mistake of smoking a spliff while naked, he shrieked like a girl when the hotrocks burned into his pubes
by D-Bizz December 14, 2006
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similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant
after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'
by D-Bizz December 14, 2006
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"when i had to get up before 6:00 am for work i could feel my soul slowly being eroded away until i became a mindless drone"
by D-Bizz November 30, 2006
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originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006
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so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
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