1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
or
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
or
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H July 30, 2008
Get the harvardmug. A place in California which looks strikingly like an enormous Mexican restauraunt. Also, an astoundingly expensive, premier (elitist) university with some brilliant minds and a party scene as dead as any Darwin award winner.
Trust fund son one: "Did I really spend my entire life working to get in here?"
Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."
Trust fund son two: "Yeah man, Stanford is lamer than my grandma on life support. Well, at least we don't smell half as bad as Berkeley."
by D H December 14, 2006
Get the stanfordmug. The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
by D H October 25, 2007
Get the Cornellmug. Player 1: "What was he thinking making that ridiculous call with only middle pair?"
Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."
Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."
by D H July 07, 2007
Get the hope callmug. Made famous by the terrible play and unbelievable luck of Aaron Kanter during the 2005 World Series of Poker, an unlikely river card that gives a player an improbable win to a hand that he should never had been in at any point at all.
After some raising and following a flop of 6c-5d-3h, Raymer bets with Kd-Kh and Kanter calls an uncallable flop with Qh-Jh (5% to win). The turn card is the 7h, Kanter bets $600,000, Raymer moves all in, and Kanter Calls off all his money with his weak draw. Raymer shows his pocket kings, and Kanter shows his queen-high flush draw, needing a heart. Naturally, he catches the first of a long series of Kanter-cards with the river 2h, and makes his flush to cripple Greg Raymer.
by D H July 07, 2007
Get the Kanter-cardmug. The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
by D H May 01, 2006
Get the Cornell Universitymug. A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.
"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."
"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."
"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."
by D H December 06, 2007
Get the lancearmstrongermug.