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Cornell

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.
Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."
by D H October 25, 2007
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hope call

A play in poker made on the basis of hope rather than other information.
Player 1: "What was he thinking making that ridiculous call with only middle pair?"

Player 2: "I'm sure he was just making a hope call that I was on a bluff."
by D H July 7, 2007
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maddener

A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"

"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."

"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."

"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
by D H December 6, 2007
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harvard

1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."

2) The home of athletes who make their opposition feel better about themselves and look especially talented by comparison.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."

or

Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H May 16, 2006
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kill card

Not to be confused with outs, a card in poker that would guarantee a player the winning hand.
Friend: "I can't believe he sucked out on you that hand!"

Player: "Yeah, even though I flopped the flush, he did have a set and 7 kill cards to make his full house."
by D H July 7, 2007
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harvard

1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."

2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."

or

Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
by D H July 30, 2008
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lancearmstronger

A person who is always quick to point out the flaws in something another person did, but lacks the balls to do anything himself.
"Dude you shouldn't have even tried to talk to her, it was obvious you were going to get shut down."

"Yeah well you know what you damn lancearmstronger? I'm sleeping with your sister."
by D H December 6, 2007
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