D'emon's definitions

Wedgie

n. Masculine form of tweet but lacking the amusing camel-toe.

Oh thay Clarence, Mary and I just luvv your new Wedgie! Girl, it is fab-u-lous!

by D'emon November 20, 2002

ball washer

n. A low-life ass-wipe

That fucking ball washer isn't worthy of washing my balls.

by D'emon November 7, 2002

Chocolate Starfish

n.
See also: wordRusty Sheriff's Badge/word.

Take that chocolate starfish and give it a rimmer.

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

cunnilingual drift

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

by D'emon July 18, 2003

Verbal Masterbation

v. The act where one masterbates through speech, taking great personal pleasure by listening to one's self drone on endlessly.

I can't stand listening to that geek's verbal masterbation; will someone please stuff a log in the fucker's mouth!

by D'emon November 5, 2002

Member

n. Yet another term for the male organ.

Shit! That Bobbit bitch dis-membered Johnny!

by D'emon November 26, 2002