32 definitions by D'emon

Tongue

v. To entertain a body part using one's tongue.

She: How was that rim job, Massa?

He: Biatch, you done tongue ma winker like a professional plumber.

by D'emon November 26, 2002

cunnilingual drift

v. When a person's tongue drifts down to a woman's anus, on purpose or by accident, during an intense session of cunnilingus.

Credit: Dan Savage (Savage Love)

"Man, I was so drunk I didn't even realize I was savaging her butthole! It was cunnilingual drift, dude!"

by D'emon July 18, 2003

Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 6, 2002

Mow

(v.) Pubic defoliant. Agent orange applied to the patch.
(see Apocalypse Now)

Grab the remmington, I'm goin' Viet Cong on dat biatch cuz it be time to mow that lawn and clear me a landing strip. 747-Heavy cumming in fast!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

Glaze

(Adj.) A coating of ejactulate upon a surface.

Nice aim! The fuckin' Wigga did a window glaze again, dude!

Sorry man! I missed my biatch

by D'emon November 13, 2002

Cube Farm

n. The vain attempt to produce privacy in an otherwise open-office layout through the placement of shared partitions in a box-like arrangement around each adjoining work area.

This lousy office hive is nothing but one big fucking cube farm!

by D'emon November 6, 2002

skidmarks

n. The trail(s) of substances discharged from some human orifice and remaining as a legacy on some surface.

Frequently

Dude. Puddles left skidmarks on my floor again! Dirty hoe!

by D'emon March 20, 2003