46 definitions by Cynicool

The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.
No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.
by Cynicool July 12, 2017
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The bullshit that executives tell their employees and customers.
The boss called another company meeting to dole out the latest round of execrement.
by Cynicool July 5, 2018
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An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life
Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."
by Cynicool May 23, 2017
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A display of contempt that has no effect on its object.
Once someone's spoofed you and scraped your data, any online insult to him is merely impotempt.
by Cynicool September 25, 2021
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A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.
Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.
by Cynicool July 26, 2017
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The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.
I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.
by Cynicool April 21, 2020
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