Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.
by Cyborg Johnny May 04, 2023
Get the straumamug. When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.
"Coffee! I need a cup."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
"They're all in the dish rack."
I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."
by Cyborg Johnny May 13, 2016
Get the dishware jengamug. The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened
germaphobia).
germaphobia).
Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.
by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020
Get the covophobiamug. When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.
Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."
Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."
Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."
by Cyborg Johnny July 04, 2015
Get the oggle blockmug. To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.
Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."
Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"
Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."
Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"
Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."
by Cyborg Johnny January 08, 2024
Get the on the 007mug. by Cyborg Johnny February 05, 2021
Get the Cup bobmug. Pants girls wear that are so tight, (yoga pants, leggings, jeans, rider pants, hot shorts, PJ's), that you can see the camel toe. She can't help it. But it seems to be a widely accepted trend. Don't get me wrong. I love the curves it shows off. I just think the front is a little too suggestively indecent.
Homie 1: "Hey, aren't you coming to the cafeteria for lunch?"
Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"
Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."
Homie 2: "Nah. I thought I'd go for fast food today."
Homie 1: "Yo! Don't miss out on this phenomenon! Every girl on campus is in whoo-hah pants and they're ALL going to be there. Come to lunch, Dude!"
Homie 2: "Ooh! Okay."
by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023
Get the whoo-hah pantsmug.