Cyborg Johnny's definitions

on the 007

To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.

Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."

Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"

Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."

by Cyborg Johnny January 8, 2024

big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).

Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.

by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020

dishware jenga

When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.

"Coffee! I need a cup."

"They're all in the dish rack."

I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."

by Cyborg Johnny May 13, 2016

Cup bob

When a person with a semi-hard penis puts it into clothing and bobs it like a ball.

Look at that model curl that thing into a cup bob and bounce it like a ball!

by Cyborg Johnny February 5, 2021

strauma

Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.

"Man, this strauma has got to stop. I'm going to go live alone...in another town."

by Cyborg Johnny May 4, 2023