Cyborg Johnny's definitions

covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).

Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.

by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020

kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.

The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.

by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017

big bang club

Women who only flirt with or date men who are "Hunks." They only have eyes for guys who are 250plbs plus, and hung! Because they don't thing other guys with more modest builds can satisfy them. They're wrong.

John; "Hey Joe, you see how she blew me off?"
Joe; "Don't take it personally, man. She's in the big bang club. Only likes big men to bang her hard...rough sex."

by Cyborg Johnny May 16, 2022

dirty-gram

A letter from your landlord or other legal agency that you're in debt to and it is a notice of cancelation or eviction due to non-payment. Or it could be a summons to court or a served notice that you're being charged with something.

"I'm late on the rent, so it's a matter of time before I get that dirty-gram in my mailbox."

by Cyborg Johnny September 10, 2023

strauma

Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.

"Man, this strauma has got to stop. I'm going to go live alone...in another town."

by Cyborg Johnny May 4, 2023

on the 007

To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.

Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."

Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"

Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."

by Cyborg Johnny January 8, 2024

oggle block

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.

Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."

by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015