Cyborg Johnny's definitions

Cup bob

When a person with a semi-hard penis puts it into clothing and bobs it like a ball.

Look at that model curl that thing into a cup bob and bounce it like a ball!

by Cyborg Johnny February 5, 2021

strauma

Stress from drama. The state of aging and greying faster because you got knucklehead family living under your ass every day! The trauma of being in a toxic relationship when you know you can get out and do badly on your own any time you want.

"Man, this strauma has got to stop. I'm going to go live alone...in another town."

by Cyborg Johnny May 4, 2023

covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).

Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.

by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020

oggle block

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.

Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."

by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015

tech-block

The implementation of technology to prevent your phone or other digital device from performing a function.

Don't try to use your phone here.

"Why?"

It won't work. They tech-block here. They can track what you do on it.

"Might as well turn it off."

Yup.

by Cyborg Johnny July 18, 2020

on the 007

To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.

Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."

Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"

Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."

by Cyborg Johnny January 8, 2024

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny September 8, 2015