Cyborg Johnny's definitions

oggle block

When a lady blocks an oggler from checking out her featers by placing an object in front of or turning at an angle to hide the view. This can also be done by hiding behind a man or other person standing near her. An oggle blocker can be a purse or overhanging shirt that covrrs her butt.

Oggler 1: "Hey. She's got a great front pair."

Oggler 2: "Yes. She is hot."

Oggler 1: "Wait for it...and...Oh no. Oggle blocked by her purse."

Oggler 2: "Ha! She saw you looking."

by Cyborg Johnny July 4, 2015

creep shooter

Someone who habitually takes candid creep shot pictures of people.

Observer 1: "She's a creep shooter too. She's like paparazzi on that guy."

Observer 2: "Yeah. Well, he IS a hunk."

by Cyborg Johnny September 8, 2015

kegel twerk

Contracting the kegel muscles to make the cock twitch or wag without using the hands.

The porn model then gave us a show of control doing a kegel twerk, and it was impressive how uniquely it moved.

by Cyborg Johnny November 12, 2017

dishware jenga

When washed dishware is stacked up to dry and you just want to get 1 item (a fork) from the heap. You have to carefully pull it out while not triggering the other dishware to fall.

"Coffee! I need a cup."

"They're all in the dish rack."

I look at the stack. "Awh-man! Dishware jenga again."

by Cyborg Johnny May 13, 2016

covophobia

The irrational fear of contracting COVID-19. Made out of fear to wear a mask, P.P. E. ALWAYS; even when not necessary. Symptoms include; wincing & shying away from people who cough; driving or walking outdoors with masks on; or just general paranoia over social contact; (generally, a hightened

germaphobia).

Living with a mask on all the time; taking unnecessary precausions to protect from the virus could be a sign that you have covophobia.

by Cyborg Johnny November 27, 2020

Cup bob

When a person with a semi-hard penis puts it into clothing and bobs it like a ball.

Look at that model curl that thing into a cup bob and bounce it like a ball!

by Cyborg Johnny February 5, 2021

on the 007

To put things in place before the plan takes effect; to Undermind an entire operation by setting things in motion before anyone even knows the plan.

Songwriter: "Seeing that there's no honor amongst thieves, you might want to copyright that on the 007."

Musician: "Yeah. You think it'll be a hit?"

Songwriter: "Hit or not, better make sure it stays yours for the legal credit, before anyone else even hears it."

by Cyborg Johnny January 8, 2024