19 definitions by Cyan_on_the_dictionary

u wot m8

A staple mlg catch phrase.

u wot m8

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022

lag

A situation during gaming when the FPS drops very low, causing game footage to look choppy and stuttery. In most situations, it becomes hard or immposible to play while lagging.

I'm not terrible, I was just lagging!

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022

creeper

A minecraft mob introduced in the early versions of minecraft that explodes when you are close enough.

creeper, aw man.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022

your breathing manually

A sentence you say to someone so that they stop breathing automatically, and start breathing manually. This usually infuriates the other person, who now has to focus on breathing on top of whatever shit they wrer up to.

"Your breathing manually."
"Damn you!"

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022

blue screen

A green screen, but blue.

Should we use a green screen or a blue screen?

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022

3 A.M.

Nothing happens at this time of night. If you think something scary or mystical happens at this time, you have no brain. Its common sense.

"Hey! Its 3 A.M.!"
"Shut up."

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 25, 2022

colon cleansing

A medical procedure used to do what your body already does.

Don't fucking get a colon cleansing, your colon cleans itself anyway.

by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 28, 2022