Cup-Sellithaine's definitions

tyrophobia

The fear of cheese.

See also tyrophagia and tyrphillia

Being tyrophobic, married life is very difficult for me, due to the fact that my wife is a tyrophilliac. Tyrophobic people find it rather hard to get along with Tyrophilliacs, for obvious reasons.

by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005

nativity play

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.

-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

grungers

A group of people who do exactly what they claim not to. They go around saying - "We're grungers, we don't follow anybody's fashion rules - we wear what we want" (or something similar) And then they go and spend all their money on baggy trousers and boxes of safety pins in order to look exactly the same as their grungie companions. Then they go and make fun of the people who do exactly the same as them but with tight trousers and gold earrings.
(The only grungers who this does not apply to are the ones who don't go around saying "I'm a grunger".)

Grunger - "Shit! I've run out of safety-pin-money!"
Towny - "If you stop making fun of me I'll lend you some of my gold-earring-money"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

bore

Meaning "to stab", with a "borer" (rude-boy terminology meaning sharp, dangerous object, usually a knife)

Watch, I'm gonna bore you up.

by Cup-Sellithaine November 15, 2005

tyrophagia

The act of eating cheese.

See also tyrophillia and tyrophobia

Tyrophagia before bed can give you wild and vivid dreams.

by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005