Cunningest Linguist's definitions

obama

(v) To make a remarkable political comeback. Named after al Qaeda terrorist founder/US presidential candidate Barack Obama Hussein bin Laden, who went from being the most hated man in America after 9/11 to being elected president of the United States.

It took years, but OJ Simpson was able to obama his way back to respectability.

by Cunningest Linguist June 16, 2008

insurance

A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.

Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.

by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008

paradox

A pair (i.e. 2) of ducks.

I went to the farm and slaughtered a paradox.

by Cunningest Linguist October 2, 2006

wikipedia

The world's largest forum for anonymous arguments. Argue with everyone in the world on any topic imaginable. You may be Stephen Hawking, so-called "expert", but you need to reconcile your views on black holes with Bob from Idaho who thinks they are portals to Narnia and find some neutral point of view that you can both agree on.

I wanted to find a place to argue about Bruce Jenner's Wheaties boxes and found Wikipedia.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

Testaverticles

Alternate spelling for Testaverde.

I had Testaverticles on my fantasy football team and he killed my season.

by Cunningest Linguist May 26, 2006