Cunningest Linguist's definitions

insurance

A business that involves selling people promises to pay later that are never fulfilled.

Gomer paid flood insurance premium for years, but then the insurer decided to go out of business when the flood came because management had spent all the premium on hookers and private jets.

by Cunningest Linguist August 14, 2008

habeeb

To steal or thieve something by asking to borrow an object and then casually walking away with it when the victim is not looking.

Hey man, I'm watching you. Don't habeeb my pencil.
Paul asked to borrow Adam's iPod for a minute. Then he walked off and successfully habeebed it.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

Pahrump

1. (v) To go to Pahrump, NV in order to visit one of its fine legal brothels.
2. (n) Object that refers to the ass banged while pahrumping.

Da boys decided to go Pahrumping on Sat after loading up on vodka in Vegas.
Man, I gots me a fine piece of Pahrump.

by Cunningest Linguist December 13, 2006

asspwned

A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.

Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

paradigm

A pair of dimes, i.e. twenty (20) cents.

The expensive consultant helped us discover new paradigms by looking for loose change on the floor.

by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006