Definitions by Cunningest Linguist

Testaverticles 

Alternate spelling for Testaverde.

I had Testaverticles on my fantasy football team and he killed my season.

Testaverticles by Cunningest Linguist May 26, 2006

paradigm 

A pair of dimes, i.e. twenty (20) cents.

The expensive consultant helped us discover new paradigms by looking for loose change on the floor.

paradigm by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

asspwned 

A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.

Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.

asspwned by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

wikipedia 

The world's largest forum for anonymous arguments. Argue with everyone in the world on any topic imaginable. You may be Stephen Hawking, so-called "expert", but you need to reconcile your views on black holes with Bob from Idaho who thinks they are portals to Narnia and find some neutral point of view that you can both agree on.

I wanted to find a place to argue about Bruce Jenner's Wheaties boxes and found Wikipedia.

wikipedia by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006

habeeb 

To steal or thieve something by asking to borrow an object and then casually walking away with it when the victim is not looking.

Hey man, I'm watching you. Don't habeeb my pencil.
Paul asked to borrow Adam's iPod for a minute. Then he walked off and successfully habeebed it.

habeeb by Cunningest Linguist May 16, 2006