Cunjo's definitions

EVN

Acronym for Escape Velocity Nova, a game from the EV franchise by Ambrosia Software

EVN is one of the very few Macintosh games that have been populam amongst PC gamers

by Cunjo November 13, 2004

warmonger

Someone who engages in war or warlike acts for personal reasons such as: personal fueds, dislike for people of different sexual orientation, re-election, sexual pleasure, or to compensate for a lack of manhood.

See also: bush

"As a tyrannical Warmonger, Bush's new campaign slogan should be 'Have nukes, Will travel.'"

by Cunjo July 22, 2004

3D

3D (n.) A word sometimes used in reference to the internet.

How "internet" became 3D:

First, some intellectuals said, "let's call the internet the World Wide Web, because it sounds cooler and can be shortened to WWW." and the World Wide Web and WWW was born.

Next, some people said "WWW (doubleyou doubleyou doubleyou) is too hard to say in normal conversation, and Heaven forbid we should be reduced to using 'World Wide Web' 'cause acronyms are just cooler. Let's shorten it to dub-dub-dub which can stand for WWW" and Dub-Dub-Dub was born.

Once AOLers were introduced to dub-dub-dub, they said "dub-dub-dub takes too long to type out in IRC where we like to ruin our social lives in l33t style. Let's make it an acronym so that we can say things like 'WTF? u on teh DDD? omg, u r teh ROXORZ LOL!'" and DDD was born.

Then the n00bs said something to the effect of, "W7F? 73H UB3R DDD H45 N0 NUMB3R5 1N 17!!!11!!1 137S M4K3 17 3D 1N5734D!!1!1!!" and 3D was born.

dude, you know that one site on teh 3d? they just like stopped or somethin, that one other site musta hurt their ratings.

by Cunjo October 12, 2004

The Demented Cartoon Movie

a full 30 minutes of stupidity in it's purest form.

wait a minute... dat is not zee bubble fish; it's dat stupid cartoon movie again! I refuse to shine zee light on it!
ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG!
*BOOM!*

by Cunjo November 12, 2004

dub-dub-dub

see also dub dub dub a bastardization of WWW because WWW is too hard to say.

go to dub-dub-dub dot fuckmicrosoft dot com

by Cunjo October 12, 2004

ludicrous

(adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.

Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed.

Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow.

Sandurz: Light speed, too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes, we're gonna have to go right to... ludicrous speed.

*gasp*

Sandurz: Ludicrous speed?!? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.

Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz, chicken?

Sandurz: *into intercom* Prepare ship... prepare ship for ludicrous speed. Fasten all seat belts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the 3-ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo....

Dark Helmet: *taking the intercom* Gimme that you petty excuse for an officer.

*Sandurz sits down and buckles up frantically*

Dark Helmet: *into intercom* Now hear this, ludicrous speed....

Sandurz: Sir, hadn't you better buckle up.

Dark Helmet: Aah, buckle this... *shouts into intercom* Ludicrous speed, Go!

*Spaceball-One takes off past Light Speed and Ridiculous Speed and goes to Ludicrous Speed*

by Cunjo November 15, 2004

HMFIC

acronym for Head Mother Fucker In Charge, usually used when referring to an incompetent boss or leader.

"that dumbass is the HMFIC of the company."

by Cunjo July 22, 2004