Cummy worm's definitions

dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm February 18, 2011

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 22, 2011

cum

1. Synonym for orgasm
2. How weird and lazy people say "come".
3. The secret ingredient for a big mac.

1. I made cum in my pants!
2. Cum 2 my house!
3. I just love the cum in my big mac!

by Cummy worm December 5, 2010

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

Dirty Sanchez

A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!

George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm November 2, 2010