Cummy worm's definitions

cum

1. Synonym for orgasm
2. How weird and lazy people say "come".
3. The secret ingredient for a big mac.

1. I made cum in my pants!
2. Cum 2 my house!
3. I just love the cum in my big mac!

by Cummy worm December 5, 2010

eep!

The sound someone makes when they're nervous and don't know what to do.

From The Simpsons episode "Bart After Dark"

Bart: So who's gonna warm up the crowd tonight?
Belle: Well, whoever fits Mel's tuxedo. Size: extra small
Bart: Eep!

by Cummy worm December 20, 2010

eagle talon screech

When you eagle talon a girl and she lets out a scream (possibly suggesting that they don't want to be fucked). That process is reminiscient of an eagle swooping down and screeching.

Hey, do you want to eagle talon her?

No, it'll just be an eagle talon screech!

by Cummy worm December 8, 2010

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.

Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!

by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

porn

Everyone's favorite activity.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn.

by Cummy worm February 18, 2011

angry pirate

When you plop your nutsack in someone's eye, and they grunt in disapproval. Thinking, "Fuck you bitch!" you kick them in the shin. As they are extremely pissed, limping and wearing an eyepatch, you laugh your ass right off.

I am so mad at him right now, I'd love to angry pirate him!

by Cummy worm November 12, 2010

k-k-k.com

A site tricking the user into looking up the Ku Klux Klan, but instead features a video of a black guy deepthroating another black guy, to the tune of the Joe Budden song Pump It Up.

I scarred myself for life on k-k-k.com.

by Cummy worm August 23, 2011