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porn

Something so evil it can greatly harm your electronic device.
How does George-Alec download all that porn on his iPhone?!?
by Cummy worm November 8, 2010
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It Wasn't Me

A hilarious 2000 reggae fusion song by Shaggy featuring RikRok.
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)

(It Wasn't Me)

WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
by Cummy worm December 9, 2010
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The Simpsons

Matt Groening's gift to the world. Originally the family appeared on the Tracey Ullman Show in 1987, and got their own show on the Fox network two and a half years later. The pilot episode would be "Some Enchanted Evening"; however, the animation was so terrible, they had to abort the series premiere for a while. They would abort the entire series if the second episode, "Bart the Genius", also turned out terrible. However, that was a success, and the first episode was switched to "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", and "Some Enchanted Evening" was switched to the series finale/thirteenth episode, airing in May 1990. "Bart the Genius" was the second episode; however, it was the first episode to use the trademark title sequence (originally it would be "Some Enchanted Evening".) Thus, "The Simpsons" was born!
I watched The Simpsons on Sunday at 7:00 p.m.
by Cummy worm November 30, 2010
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shat

He shat on the floor.
by Cummy worm February 24, 2011
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hummer

1. Even better than a blowjob, it's when the person actually hums/vibrates their lips while their mouth is around your cock.
2. One of the least fuel efficient vehicles on the Earth.
I rode home in a Hummer while recieving a hummer.
by Cummy worm August 21, 2010
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toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.
Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?
by Cummy worm July 4, 2011
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jeep

The grandaddy of all 4x4s.
Jim drives a jeep.
by Cummy worm December 17, 2010
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