Definitions by Cummy worm
It Wasn't Me
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)
(It Wasn't Me)
WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
(It Wasn't Me)
WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
It Wasn't Me by Cummy worm December 9, 2010
eagle talon screech
When you eagle talon a girl and she lets out a scream (possibly suggesting that they don't want to be fucked). That process is reminiscient of an eagle swooping down and screeching.
eagle talon screech by Cummy worm December 8, 2010
cum
1. Synonym for orgasm
2. How weird and lazy people say "come".
3. The secret ingredient for a big mac.
2. How weird and lazy people say "come".
3. The secret ingredient for a big mac.
cum by Cummy worm December 5, 2010
eagle talon
A sex act involving a girl, a guy and a trampoline. The girl lays on the ground doggie style and the guy jumps off the trampoline. In midair, he, possibly successfully, places his cock in the girl's pussy.
eagle talon by Cummy worm December 3, 2010
Chevrolet Silverado
By far, one of the best full-size trucks on the market. Its towing capacity is similar to that of the Ford F-Series, and better yet, it's got 21 mpg highway, just a mile ahead of F-Series' 20. Its OnStar safety system keeps you very secure, even off of the road. Impressive!
Chevrolet Silverado by Cummy worm December 1, 2010
My Name Is...
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup
(My Name Is...)
(My Name Is...)
My Name Is... by Cummy worm December 1, 2010