Cummy worm's definitions

dingleberry

A DRIED UP CLUMP OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ASS HAIR!!!

Don't you hate it when you're on vacation, and on the way you get a dingleberry? And there's no rest stop? And you have to snip off your shit on the side of the highway?

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

A really hairy mustache that is NOTHING TO MAKE FUN OF, BITCHES!!!

George's Dirty Sanchez, er, I mean, hairy mustache, is getting bigger.

by Cummy worm November 2, 2010

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

My Name Is...

A hilarious 1999 dirty rap song by Eminem.

My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high/The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy/I smacked him in the face with an eraser/Chased him with a stapler/And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers/Walk in the strip club/Got my jacket zipped up/Bless the bartender/Stuck my dick in her tip cup

(My Name Is...)

by Cummy worm December 1, 2010

cockfight

Like a swordfight, but using your penis to attack your opponent.

They had a cockfight.

by Cummy worm February 23, 2011

goddammit

What you say when you are pissed off at something.

Goddammit, there's construction on the road!!

by Cummy worm August 10, 2010

porn

One of the best things that God gave to the Earth.

Eddie and I watched some really good porn today.

by Cummy worm February 22, 2011