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Its when you don't have the time or effort to go through with a complete supermanning of that hoe. So you put a post it with a little superman symbol on it, so it looks like a mini cape.
Guy 1: Did you superman dat hoe?
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: no, I didn't want to whip it out in the office, but I gave her a Post-it Superman dat hoe cape.
Guy1: That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 1, 2009
Get the Post-it Superman dat hoe cape mug.a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.
Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.
by Crunchyness October 2, 2007
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Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)
Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.
Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!
Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!
by Crunchyness January 19, 2008
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Get the fukkengrubble mug.This kinda shit is High Trash:
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.
Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.
Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.
Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.
Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
by Crunchyness June 30, 2007
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