Crunchyness's definitions

Spelunking

When a girl is naked and asleep under the covers and you get a flashlight (or a cell phone will do) and check out the goods. Usually done when you first sleep with someone, but can be done with girlfriends, friends, whatever.
A girl can perform this on a sleeping dude as well.

Laying there next to his hot one night stand, the perv grabs his cell phone and goes spelunking to get a closer look at her love clam.

by Crunchyness June 1, 2009

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 2, 2007

Ambiwipestrous

Being able to comfortably wipe one's booty with both hands.

After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.

by Crunchyness November 2, 2009

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

builderer

One who "rockclimbs or urbanclimbs" strictly or mainly on buildings.

I'm a climber but never being able to leave the city and not having the climbing gym has turned me into a builderer.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

bob green

another surreptitious term for ganja, or herb.
must be used as a person, but in code for smoking.
Can be used as just "Bob"

Guy1: Hey, you know where I can find Bob Green?
Guy2: Yeah, he's been hangin out at my place for a while.
Guy1: Well lets hang out with him.
Guy2: Sounds good, I love bob.

by Crunchyness May 31, 2007