Crunchyness's definitions

boulderer

One who rockclimbs stictly or mainly on boulders.

I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

crampage

the rampage of a woman with cramps

Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

by Crunchyness February 1, 2008

headulite

Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.

guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

High Trash

a combination of high class and white trash.

This kinda shit is High Trash:
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.

Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.

Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes

by Crunchyness June 30, 2007

the Castro

While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.

You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.

see also the Chong

Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.

Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!

by Crunchyness June 25, 2009

Turtle Farmer

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words

Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

hoeductive

being productive at hoein it out.
being a hoe and getting a lot accomplished.

She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008