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hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)
Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!
by Crunchyness January 19, 2008
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bowl wizard

One who is extremely skilled in the arts of loading blows.
Bowl Wizards are ranked on a level system, i.e 1st level Bowl Wizard.

see also spliff wizard
Guy1: This is the supah sticky icky, do you think you can handle loading that?

Guy2: Are you kidding I'm a 9th level bowl wizard.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.
I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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fukkengrubble

A candy company fron the 50's.
That sign besignme says fukkengrubble!
by Crunchyness December 24, 2008
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the Castro

While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.

You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.

see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.

Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
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Turtle Farmer

one who farms turtles for a living.

a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.

Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?

You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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High Trash

This kinda shit is High Trash:
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.

Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.

Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes
by Crunchyness June 30, 2007
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