Crunchyness's definitions

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)

Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

lidgasm

Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid

Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.

by Crunchyness October 3, 2007

hoeductive

being productive at hoein it out.
being a hoe and getting a lot accomplished.

She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

croctopus

A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.

It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.

Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?

Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!

Guy 1: Awwww, shit!

by Crunchyness July 2, 2009

fukkengrubble

A candy company fron the 50's.

That sign besignme says fukkengrubble!

by Crunchyness December 24, 2008

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007