Crunchyness's definitions

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

cock builder

one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.

Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!

Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.

by Crunchyness May 21, 2007

rapesturbation

rape of oneself
rape + masturbation

I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time

by Crunchyness March 14, 2008

droppin mayo

or droppin mayonnaise

AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.

Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!

by Crunchyness December 22, 2007

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

hoepilot

A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)

Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.

Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!

by Crunchyness January 19, 2008

crampage

the rampage of a woman with cramps

Guy 1: Did you see that? Your girl just hockey checked that chick, and then smashed through a wall. Dude, she was screaming like a bull and her veins were almost popping off all over.

Guy 2: Yeah, she's got pms, and she's on one of her crampages again

by Crunchyness February 1, 2008