Crunchyness's definitions

pubix cube

an rubix cube made from pubes

A friend that is acting like a retard

The cubing of ones pubes.

think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.

Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!

Dude check out my pubix cube!

by Crunchyness April 25, 2007

hulaflage

Camoflage made out of Hawaiian prints. Hibiscus flowers and whatnot.

I dropped my hulaflaged sandal in a tree and lost it. Just blended in too well.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

builderer

One who "rockclimbs or urbanclimbs" strictly or mainly on buildings.

I'm a climber but never being able to leave the city and not having the climbing gym has turned me into a builderer.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007

Morning Missile

the first poop of the day

Oh look, Brian is off to launch his morning missile. Mine's ready too launch to but I'll have to chill until his destruction is over.

by Crunchyness March 12, 2009

Ambiwipestrous

Being able to comfortably wipe one's booty with both hands.

After breaking my right hand, which I normally wipe with, I had to become ambiwipestrous in order to comfortably cleanse my booty particles.

by Crunchyness November 2, 2009

High Trash

a combination of high class and white trash.

This kinda shit is High Trash:
Drinking Cristal in the parking lot of a strip club, out of plastic cups.

Plasma TV with no cable or movie player, with a shitty ass couch in front of it.

Puking up MGD Light all over the inside of your brand new Mercedes

by Crunchyness June 30, 2007

headulite

Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.

guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!

yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.

by Crunchyness May 11, 2007