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think of a rubix cube but made out of pubes.
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
by Crunchyness April 25, 2007
Get the pubix cube mug.She's a hoe, but man she's a hoeductive lil hoe. She let Gorilla Zoe and his whole crew cut her like a ginzu.
by Crunchyness January 19, 2008
Get the hoeductive mug.Happens when you are opening a container with a flimsy lid, i.e. yogurt, ranch, fry sauce, and the damn thing skeets all over you.
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
AKA the yogasm, squirgasm, and skeeting of the lid
Guy 1: What's that on your shirt?
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
Guy 2: Dude, my fucking yogurt skeeted all over me when I was opening it.
Guy 1: You got hit by a fucking lidgasm.
by Crunchyness October 3, 2007
Get the lidgasm mug.A scary mix between a crocodile and an octopus.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
This thing has the head of a crocodile with eight arms that have suckers and claws at the end.
It can run fast on land and swim fast underwater.
It also has an ink that it can shoot, though it more effective underwater.
Guy 1: Dude what the fuck was that thing?
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
Guy 2: I think it was the elusive croctopus. Watch you legs dude, that thing will fuck you the fuck up!
Guy 1: Awwww, shit!
by Crunchyness July 2, 2009
Get the croctopus mug.I totally got drunk last night and had a sad session of rapesturbation...I was crying the whole time
by Crunchyness March 14, 2008
Get the rapesturbation mug.one who builds cocks. Positive if you are a girl, negative if you are a guy. Building cock is making it grow.
Used positively: Did you see that little blond with the glasses that just walked in? She'ssuch a cock builder!
Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
Used negatively: I hate when all you do is sit there like a fucking cock builder.
by Crunchyness May 21, 2007
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AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.
AKA shooting one's load, skeet skeet skeet.
The launching of liquid semen from a male upon reaching orgasm.
Known to cause stains.
Guy 1: Yo, what'd you do last night?
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!
Guy 2: I was up late droppin mayo all over your mom's sweet face. OOOHHHHH!
by Crunchyness December 22, 2007
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