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I consider myself mainly a boulderer. Mostly because the rope can become very limiting so my psyche.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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Get the fukkengrubble mug.Having cellulite on one's head. A function resulting from gaining weight in extreme amounts, so as to creep into the head and scalp region. Can only be seen on shaved heads.
guy1: Whoa that dudes huge, check out his mutha fuckin headulite.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
guy2: Damn, son!
yo momma's so fat her headulite looks like roads from space.
by Crunchyness May 11, 2007
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Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
Hey man! quit being a pubix cube!
Dude check out my pubix cube!
by Crunchyness April 25, 2007
Get the pubix cube mug.A hoe that directs you or just takes control, and copilots you to skeet.
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)
Or another work for the copilot navigation device found in many cars today. That hoe has a hot voice sometimes. (sorry Garmin)
Example 1: She had me bustin nuts all night, what a crafty hoepilot.
Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!
Example 2:
guy1: Wow how'd you navigate around our crazy town?
guy2: I owe it to my trusty hoepilot device...thanks hoepilot!
by Crunchyness January 19, 2008
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Get the hulaflage mug.While your having sex, you slip a cigar into your partner's ass, and then when you are all finished with your session, you light the cigar up and smoke it.
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
You give someone the Castro.
You can also get Castroed.
see also the Chong
Guy 1: While I was fucking my girl last night, I noticed a cigar on the night stand so I gave her the Castro.
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
Guy 2: you gave her the ole Castro? That's fucking tight!
by Crunchyness June 25, 2009
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