3 definitions by Crippler8

backfire

When a friend is getting head and his girl/slut decides not to swallow and said friend busts in his face (accidental/on purpose). This act is compareable to spider man shooting his webbing in his eyes.

I think Kyle just did a backfire again.

Gee wiz I can not believe the call him Backfire.

I hope Ashley does not find out about my backfire incident.

He has an issue with the G-Spot, so he tends to backfire.

by Crippler8 February 24, 2008

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 February 24, 2008

Thumbaleena

When one is as big as a thumb. Often known as a mark or 2 inches. Often caused by looking at attracktive girls. Like AD or AH.

Mark is now known as thumbaleena.

The art of the Thumbaleena published by Manning Inc.

by Crippler8 February 28, 2008