CriostoirHulme's definitions

Bang on

Bold and naturally great officer normally

Our regimental commander is class A - bang on

by CriostoirHulme August 28, 2005

ITA

independent thoughtful activists

ita stand for parliament at election times.
They often stand because they are opposed to government policies

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

aki

A knowledgeable insertion

The sexspecialist and I quickly undressed and were soon in the bed,
with black satin sheets and matching pillow cases, where I gave her aki

by CriostoirHulme September 1, 2005

Poetry

Poetry is useful when you go wooing

Poetry is useful when you go wooing,
Take care lads she might know what you're doing

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

booby

boring our observers brilliantly

My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

ati

An expression that women use about all men - " Are they incapable ? "

His wife, who looks after the children and tidies up after him, works 24/24.
She was taking a rest in a cafe when shopping with a friend and said " Men ati ? "

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

ia

an intellectual antagonist

That arrogant egghead in addition to being an MA is also an IA

by CriostoirHulme September 1, 2005