CriostoirHulme's definitions

smf

sensational magnificent fuck

My girl friend knew that I was in a bad need of one so she gave me an smf

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

Ballynahinch

Ballynahinch (population app 10,000) is a market town in Co. Down (Northern Ireland)
Not worth a twenty mile trip to meet someone who is non compliant.

Ballynahinch is a place where people learn fast. It could be worth visiting the place second time. Contact the non compliant man. A guided tour around the town and surrounding area is to be considered. Ask to see the river and old windmill up the hill behind the library.

by CriostoirHulme September 4, 2005

ITA

Intellectually twisted anarchists

ITA have weekend orgies.
They gather at places which have internet facilities.
They play online games with unsuspecting innocents

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

BUD

Bend upon directions

The sexspecialist wished to enter him with her strap on and asked him to bud

by CriostoirHulme September 1, 2005

LVI

love's vitally important

List of essentials in a good marriage
1. LVI

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

Spa

A place where where you find a natural mineral spring

Famous British Spa Towns are Bath and Royal Leamington Spa. Large areas for bathing have been uncovered many times by archaeologists digging for Roman remains at Bath, Somerset. The Royal Pump Rooms and Baths were opened at Leamington ,Warwickshire in the early 1800s. Other examples of spa towns in Britain include Cheltenham, Harrogate, Llandrindod Wells, Malvern and Tunbridge Wells. There is an area called Spa, near Ballynahinch, Co. Down. There was a pump room and there also baths there in the late 1800s early 1900s but these have long since closed although the name still exists.

by CriostoirHulme September 2, 2005

NWOV

Not working on vacation

I'm on my holidays as from today. I'm NWOV

by CriostoirHulme August 27, 2005