CriostoirHulme's definitions

KO

KO Kick Off The start of a sport involving a ball

The KO time is later today as a Royal event is being televised in the morning.

by CriostoirHulme August 28, 2005

DNU

divisions never unified

In Ireland there are divisions never unified throughout the country

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

meb

more educational bankruptcies

The ten o'clock news the other night reported meb

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

aki

A knowledgeable insertion

The sexspecialist and I quickly undressed and were soon in the bed,
with black satin sheets and matching pillow cases, where I gave her aki

by CriostoirHulme September 1, 2005

ati

An expression that women use about all men - " Are they incapable ? "

His wife, who looks after the children and tidies up after him, works 24/24.
She was taking a rest in a cafe when shopping with a friend and said " Men ati ? "

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

Poetry

Poetry is useful when you go wooing

Poetry is useful when you go wooing,
Take care lads she might know what you're doing

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

booby

boring our observers brilliantly

My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005