CriostoirHulme's definitions

Poetry

Poetry is useful when you go wooing

Poetry is useful when you go wooing,
Take care lads she might know what you're doing

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

meb

more educational bankruptcies

The ten o'clock news the other night reported meb

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

DNU

divisions never unified

In Ireland there are divisions never unified throughout the country

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

ati

An expression that women use about all men - " Are they incapable ? "

His wife, who looks after the children and tidies up after him, works 24/24.
She was taking a rest in a cafe when shopping with a friend and said " Men ati ? "

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

IDO

intelligence driven orthodoxy

She cast him aside because his gentle manner was of ido

by CriostoirHulme August 30, 2005

calli

consistently always leave lovers initially

I met a beautiful woman, to whom I had lost my heart the first time I met her, after
a six week gap with no word. I asked why she had not been in touch and she said " I calli "
If I may I would like to dedicate this to a close friend, who if she reads this will recognise herself

by CriostoirHulme September 5, 2005