CriostoirHulme's definitions

booby

boring our observers brilliantly

My friend and I have known each other for many years. We are able to hold conversations in which we abbreviate words, use some words which are only known in our immediate locality and use hand signals ( a bit like racing pundit John McCririck who, funnily enough, calls his wife Booby). We find such conversations are extremely useful in pubs when we do not want eavesdroppers to learn our business. They notice the hand signals and some listen to us for a short period but usually walk away to talk to someone else. We are perfectly satisfied that we are booby.

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

ati

An expression that women use about all men - " Are they incapable ? "

His wife, who looks after the children and tidies up after him, works 24/24.
She was taking a rest in a cafe when shopping with a friend and said " Men ati ? "

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

ITA

intentional typographical aberration

Unsuspecting victims are sometimes caught by an ita made by an online games player

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005

ags

Relatively speaking - a great sister

The man told me his younger sister was ags

by CriostoirHulme September 3, 2005

isp

infantile senile prostitute

The isp, who could neither read a map nor drive a car, exchanged her services with a taxi driver and was able to travel to country towns and forest parks before the week end.

by CriostoirHulme July 21, 2008

da

This is an abbreviation for -
Darling Admirer

The younger woman sent a message to an older gentleman beginning DA

by CriostoirHulme August 31, 2005