Criostoir Hulme's definitions

er

Abbreviation - eternally reasonable

That man never argues, speaks much common sense, and is popular. He is er

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005

Down South

Many people living in Northern Ireland refer to places across the Irish border as " down South." Ireland consists of thirty two counties. Northern Ireland is known as The Six Counties and the remaining twenty six counties are now known as Ireland. People who do not live in one of the thirty two counties of Ireland have difficulty understanding the Irish situation.

When the new International Rugby season commences many people from Northern Ireland head Down South to Dublin to watch the matches at Lansdowne Road.

by Criostoir Hulme September 26, 2005

lifetime

lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived

Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

first time

One's automatic thought is one's initial sexual adventure. That thought is fair enough but there is a first time for everything. The first day you went to school, the first time you swam on your own or the first time you walked on your own. There are so many first times it is almost impossible to recall every one.

I took my girl friend to the cinema the first time she saw The Sound of Music. She has seen it at least twenty times since that occasion

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

gmf

A text message - Greetings my friend

I sent a text message to an old acquaintance the other day - gmf

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005

track whore

track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.

When my mates and I have had a few drinks in town tonight we are all going to track whore.

by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006

girl friend

A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.

A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.

by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005