38 definitions by Criostoir Hulme

GAA is an acronym for Great Arrogant Assholes
The GAA (Gaelic Athletic Association) ban Irishmen not of their particular
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA
by Criostoir Hulme September 4, 2006
Get the GAA mug.
Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
by Criostoir Hulme December 8, 2005
Get the Colonel Paddy mug.
A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
by Criostoir Hulme September 1, 2005
Get the newt mug.
World Cup .. what's that? I know it has something to do with football.
English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.
by Criostoir Hulme July 15, 2006
Get the World Cup mug.
t = Taxi and most of them qualify as Public Service Vehicles. In the north of Ireland they are regulated by Road Transport Licensing Division of DVLNI (Department of Vehicle Licencing Northern Ireland)and DOE (Department of Environment.

Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit

The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
I occasionally use a t to travel to and from Belfast. A new friend, who lives in Belfast
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
by Criostoir Hulme August 25, 2005
Get the t mug.
Double Date - your appointment book shows you have arranged to see two people at the same time
When I realised I had accidently made a dd to see two women on the same night I phoned my friend and asked him to come along too and make it a foursome
by Criostoir Hulme August 26, 2005
Get the dd mug.