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DMB

DMB is an acronym for Definitely Marvelous Bondage

I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB

by Criostoir Hulme October 5, 2006

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er

Abbreviation - eternally reasonable

That man never argues, speaks much common sense, and is popular. He is er

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005

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A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.

A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.

by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005

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track whore

track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.

When my mates and I have had a few drinks in town tonight we are all going to track whore.

by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006

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IF

IF is a poem written by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1836)

IF by Rudyard Kipling starts -
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubting too;
......and ends ...
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

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