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statesman

A Statesman sometimes alters words so his sentences get a more precise meaning -
sometime asinine tomfoolery should eventually meetonesmaker adored neighbour
One of the translators for the British senior statesman speaking at the
Najaf Peace Talks in 2004 misinterpreted part of the speech as statesman
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
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track whore

track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.
When my mates and I have had a few drinks in town tonight we are all going to track whore.
by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
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lifetime

lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived
Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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first time

One's automatic thought is one's initial sexual adventure. That thought is fair enough but there is a first time for everything. The first day you went to school, the first time you swam on your own or the first time you walked on your own. There are so many first times it is almost impossible to recall every one.
I took my girl friend to the cinema the first time she saw The Sound of Music. She has seen it at least twenty times since that occasion
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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IF

IF is a poem written by Rudyard Kipling (1865-1836)
IF by Rudyard Kipling starts -
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowances for their doubting too;
......and ends ...
Yours is the earth and everything that's in it
And - which is more - you'll be a man, my son.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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AML

AML defined as all my love.
AML may also mean the strongest of loves - a mother's love
All the family were talking at the graveside, after their mother
had been buried. They all agreed she had given them aml
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
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GAA

GAA is an acronym for Great Arrogant Assholes
The GAA (Gaelic Athletic Association) ban Irishmen not of their particular
persuasion from joining in their games. They really are GAA
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2006
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