Criostoir Hulme's definitions

track whore

track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.

When my mates and I have had a few drinks in town tonight we are all going to track whore.

by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006

DMB

DMB is an acronym for Definitely Marvelous Bondage

I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB

by Criostoir Hulme October 5, 2006

a shag

a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag

Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse

by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006

gmf

A text message - Greetings my friend

I sent a text message to an old acquaintance the other day - gmf

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005

first time

One's automatic thought is one's initial sexual adventure. That thought is fair enough but there is a first time for everything. The first day you went to school, the first time you swam on your own or the first time you walked on your own. There are so many first times it is almost impossible to recall every one.

I took my girl friend to the cinema the first time she saw The Sound of Music. She has seen it at least twenty times since that occasion

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

lifetime

lifetime - the lifetime a person has lived

Colonel "Paddy" Blair Mayne (1915-1955) was a legend in his own lifetime

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

Too many blank lines in a row

This phrase means there was not enough communication when a couple had a row .

When he realised there were too many blank lines in a row
he had to work exceedingly hard to correct the problem and make up again.

by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005