Criostoir Hulme's definitions
track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.
by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
Get the track whoremug. A person every straight man should have in his life. They come in several varieties including casual, regular and serious. The casual girl friend is usually very unreliable and may be having casual relationships elsewhere.
A girl friend adds balance to the life of a single man. Get a girl friend should be a slogan used by doctors. A man with a good honest girl friend is much healthier than a man on his own as he takes more pride in his appearance and physical fitness.
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
Get the girl friendmug. Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse
by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006
Get the a shagmug. I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB
by Criostoir Hulme October 5, 2006
Get the DMBmug. Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II
Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
Get the Colonel Paddymug. t = Taxi and most of them qualify as Public Service Vehicles. In the north of Ireland they are regulated by Road Transport Licensing Division of DVLNI (Department of Vehicle Licencing Northern Ireland)and DOE (Department of Environment.
Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit
The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
Qualifications for being a t driver include -
1. Must be over 18 years of age
2. Must hold a full driving licence
3. Must be a reptutable person
4. Must be medically fit
The taxi driver's taxi must pass a PSV Inspection Test.
I occasionally use a t to travel to and from Belfast. A new friend, who lives in Belfast
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
uses a t to travel in the opposite direction and return to her home in Belfast.
by Criostoir Hulme September 5, 2005
Get the tmug. Kildare (Cill Dara - Church of the Oaks) is a county in
Ireland It is in the Province of Leinster and is South West of Dublin (the Capital of Ireland
County Town - Naas
Pop. - approx. 164000.
Places of Interest - the historical town of Kildare; Maynooth where the National University of Ireland and St Patrick's College are situated and the Curragh Race Course
Ireland It is in the Province of Leinster and is South West of Dublin (the Capital of Ireland
County Town - Naas
Pop. - approx. 164000.
Places of Interest - the historical town of Kildare; Maynooth where the National University of Ireland and St Patrick's College are situated and the Curragh Race Course
We live in the north of Ireland We make regular trips to Kildare to watch the horse racing at the Curragh. Yhere are many stud farms close to the Curragh. Driving past the Curragh in the early morning is a pleasant sight. You usually see strings of horses with their riders being exercised on the gallops.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
Get the Kildaremug.