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Down South

Many people living in Northern Ireland refer to places across the Irish border as " down South." Ireland consists of thirty two counties. Northern Ireland is known as The Six Counties and the remaining twenty six counties are now known as Ireland. People who do not live in one of the thirty two counties of Ireland have difficulty understanding the Irish situation.
When the new International Rugby season commences many people from Northern Ireland head Down South to Dublin to watch the matches at Lansdowne Road.
by Criostoir Hulme September 26, 2005
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Kildare

Kildare (Cill Dara - Church of the Oaks) is a county in
Ireland It is in the Province of Leinster and is South West of Dublin (the Capital of Ireland
County Town - Naas
Pop. - approx. 164000.
Places of Interest - the historical town of Kildare; Maynooth where the National University of Ireland and St Patrick's College are situated and the Curragh Race Course
We live in the north of Ireland We make regular trips to Kildare to watch the horse racing at the Curragh. Yhere are many stud farms close to the Curragh. Driving past the Curragh in the early morning is a pleasant sight. You usually see strings of horses with their riders being exercised on the gallops.
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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a shag

a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag
Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse
by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006
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DMB

DMB is an acronym for Definitely Marvelous Bondage
I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB
by Criostoir Hulme October 5, 2006
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World Cup

World Cup .. what's that? I know it has something to do with football.
English people know all about the World Cup. Their press will tell you how well the English team will do, their fans .. every Englishman throughout the World cheer their team onward but to no avail. Only once, since the World Cup competition began, has it been won by England. In case you need to be reminded that was in 1966. This year they were beaten by Portugal. Prior to that defeat they were beaten 1 - 0 in Belfast by Northern Ireland.
by Criostoir Hulme July 29, 2006
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oph

That man is very popular. He is an oph
by Criostoir Hulme September 24, 2005
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IMB

When IMB, if there is a party people sing Happy Birthday to You to me.
by Criostoir Hulme April 25, 2006
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