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track whore

track whore is what you do when you drive slowly (known as kerb crawling), or walk, along the street in a red light district looking for a prostitute with whom to do some business. This usually involves something of a sexual nature.
When my mates and I have had a few drinks in town tonight we are all going to track whore.
by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
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IMB

When IMB, if there is a party people sing Happy Birthday to You to me.
by Criostoir Hulme April 25, 2006
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ACM

ACM is an acronym for Another Cunt Molested
The pathologist looked at the body of the young woman rape and strangulation
victim lying on the examination table in the mortuary and said ACM
by Criostoir Hulme October 11, 2006
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DMB

DMB is an acronym for Definitely Marvelous Bondage
I heard of a guy married to a Domme. She had him tied up in knots.
He said she knew what she was doing. It was DMB
by Criostoir Hulme October 5, 2006
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a shag

a shag is hard to describe. There are many definitions ...see shag
Here are a few things that a shag may be like:
1. A shag is like a see saw: up and down.
2. A shag is like the tide: in and out.
3. A shag is like a sauna: it makes you sweat.
4. A shag is like a good curry: it makes you hot.
5. A shag is like a table without a cloth: it has four bare legs.
6. A shag is like a spade: a tool in a hole.
7. A shag is like an invitation: cum in
8. A shag is like a kid on a rocking horse: a ride to remember
9. A shag is like bad porridge: lumpy and sticky
10.A shag is like a cox’s orders: In, Out, In, Out, In Out
11.A shag is like praying: Oh God, Oh God, Oh God.
12.A shag is like an Irish man with a strange name: Orgas Mic
13.A shag is like a thing for joining things together: A Screw.
14.A shag is like a connection between railway carriages: Coupling
15.A shag is like a conversation: Intercourse
by Criostoir Hulme July 12, 2006
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bally

Bally comes from the Irish word Báile meaning homeplace or town.
There are many towns in Ireland containing the prefix Bally.
Examples are Ballymena (Co.Antrim) An Báile Meánach, The Middle Town; Ballymoney (Co. Antrim) Báile an Mhonaidh, The Town of the Moor; Ballymote (Co. Sligo) Báile an Mhóta, The Town of the Mound; Ballynahinch (Co. Down) Báile na Hínse, The Town of the Holm; Ballymore (Co. Donegal), The Big Town
by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005
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"My time"

"My time" is an expression used by divorced, separated or widowed women who have grown up children. They are now looking for a male companion either for friendship or a long term romance
The profile of a woman who uses the phrase "My time" tends to read as follows - "My children are all grown up. Several are married. I have lovely grandchildren. I live on my own. My children are scattered around the world so unless I visit there is no call for me to babysit. I love travelling and regularly visit them to see the children and grandchildren. This is "My time" now and I would love to meet a man of my own of my own age. Let's have a meal in a quiet restaurant, a few glasses of wine, and see if we click. If we do we can arrange to meet again"
by Criostoir Hulme May 28, 2006
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