Smok

A fatter juul with cheaper mods.
Yo can I get a rip from your smok.
by Crediblesea November 12, 2018
mugGet the Smokmug.

Baby boomer

A hippicritical and arrogant generation that tries to discredit younger generations despite that....
Baby boomers-
-Did not fight a war. (We have Iraq)
-Were more rebellious than US and they call us rebellious.
-Were hippies.
- Demand respect for your elders
- Did not really invent anything

-Want us all to work in a factory and are just mad that they can't understand our job descriptions.
-Were literally born only because they needed more population and not because people wanted kids. (Ouch)
- Did not have to worry about crushing college debts that the younger generations have to worry about.
List goes on....
by Crediblesea November 18, 2018
mugGet the Baby boomermug.

Qwertyuiop

The first row of the keyboard.
Qwertyuiop
by Crediblesea July 21, 2018
mugGet the Qwertyuiopmug.

Parking enforcement

Basically a nice way of saying "parking duty". These usually consist of lazy or fat cops who don't have what it takes to be a real cop on patrol. These are usually the little bastards that give you parking tickets because it is pretty much their only jurisdiction.
Wife; How was work?
Husband; Good
Wife; What'd you do? Did you get any arrest?
Husband; Yeah, I arrested someone for stealing a traffic cone.
Wife; That's lame
Husband; Honey I was on parking enforcement though because I don't have what it takes to be a real cop.
Wife; That's alright, you've already proved in the bedroom that you didn't have what it takes.
Husband; !!!!!
by Crediblesea June 02, 2018
mugGet the Parking enforcementmug.

Pussy sticks

I don't want my tegrity bud put in those pussy sticks!!
by Crediblesea October 31, 2018
mugGet the Pussy sticksmug.

Left on open

When you send something on Snapchat and someone just views it. No big deal if the conversation is nothing trivial, but could get annoying if you asked a important question that you need to know about now.
Left on open
Person 1 (opens message but doesn't reply)
Person 2- Lol fuck you, (blocks person 1)... Get blocked bitch!
by Crediblesea October 30, 2018
mugGet the Left on openmug.

Pedocure

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.
Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.
by Crediblesea August 10, 2018
mugGet the Pedocuremug.