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I had something for this

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer
Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!
by Crazybmws May 2, 2011
mugGet the I had something for thismug.

whale

noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.
My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.
by Crazybmws June 22, 2011
mugGet the whalemug.

Ricer

An Asian car modified to look fast without going fast. Including but not limited to, exhaust tip (not exhaust or cat back), rims, bodykit, cardboard, tape, glue. Ricers do go into the the territory of hoopties. However hoopties are a much worse case. DOES NOT apply to American or European cars as RICE originated in Asia. Any American car that meets the descriptive definition of a Ricer is considered automatically a hooptie.
- A 1999 Honda Civic with the bumper falling off and tints farts by-

Man 1 - "RICER!"
by Crazybmws October 26, 2009
mugGet the Ricermug.

Closet slob

noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws February 19, 2012
mugGet the Closet slobmug.

SFG

acronym for 'so far gone'. Can refer to someone literally or figuratively.
-Man, you see that kid? He is wasted.
--Yeah he's SFG.

*You hear what O'Donnell did during the football game? He's SFG.
**Yeah they'll string him by his panties for that one....
by Crazybmws December 16, 2011
mugGet the SFGmug.

Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.
by Crazybmws November 22, 2011
mugGet the Cloud Pornmug.

exotic pharmacist

A nicer way of referring to a drug dealer
I'm out to go to the exotic pharmacist, anyone want something?
by Crazybmws November 18, 2011
mugGet the exotic pharmacistmug.

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