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Slush money

noun; describes the type of money that is in multiple places, in unmarked bills, in countries like Switzerland, that have policies against allowing anyone (even those with a court order) to access anyone else's account in that countries banks'.
Don Leone used his slush money in Switzerland to fund the arming of militant groups in Iraq so his stock in Saudia Arabian oil would go up.
by Crazybmws June 3, 2012
mugGet the Slush moneymug.

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.
My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around
by Crazybmws April 1, 2011
mugGet the beat the plasticmug.

mod

adj: shorthand for modern, specifically describes something that has very horizontal or vertical lines.
That limo is so mod.
by Crazybmws September 30, 2011
mugGet the modmug.

Ricer

An Asian car modified to look fast without going fast. Including but not limited to, exhaust tip (not exhaust or cat back), rims, bodykit, cardboard, tape, glue. Ricers do go into the the territory of hoopties. However hoopties are a much worse case. DOES NOT apply to American or European cars as RICE originated in Asia. Any American car that meets the descriptive definition of a Ricer is considered automatically a hooptie.
- A 1999 Honda Civic with the bumper falling off and tints farts by-

Man 1 - "RICER!"
by Crazybmws October 26, 2009
mugGet the Ricermug.

Japanese Steel

noun: a slang term for a katana sword
Used in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. 1
ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel"
ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"
by Crazybmws November 16, 2010
mugGet the Japanese Steelmug.

Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.
by Crazybmws November 22, 2011
mugGet the Cloud Pornmug.

rich uncle

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.
Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!
by Crazybmws April 25, 2011
mugGet the rich unclemug.

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