Crazybmws's definitions
noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.
Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!
by Crazybmws April 25, 2011
Get the rich unclemug. noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
by Crazybmws November 22, 2011
Get the Cloud Pornmug. Used in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. 1
ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel"
ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"
ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel"
ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"
by Crazybmws November 16, 2010
Get the Japanese Steelmug. noun, a person you would not normally tag as a dirty person because they put whatever is messy out of sight. For example into a drawer or closet where one does not normally look.
On the surface, Jenny is a really nice girl. But beneath her happy and bubbly exterior lies a closet slob so bad that if you opened her closet doors, there would literally be an avalanche of random junk.
by Crazybmws February 19, 2012
Get the Closet slobmug. noun: refers to the airplanes that fly between McCarren International airport in Las Vegas to Area 51. The acronym Janet stands for "just another non-existent terminal". The planes that ferry the people that work there are white with red stripes and have no apparent number markings and no other markings besides those red stripes on white.
by Crazybmws August 14, 2010
Get the Janet Airmug. noun; describes the type of money that is in multiple places, in unmarked bills, in countries like Switzerland, that have policies against allowing anyone (even those with a court order) to access anyone else's account in that countries banks'.
Don Leone used his slush money in Switzerland to fund the arming of militant groups in Iraq so his stock in Saudia Arabian oil would go up.
by Crazybmws June 3, 2012
Get the Slush moneymug. noun; doors that can be aftermarket or stock on a car, where the door is hinged from the roof and opens vertically. Examples can be seen on the Mercedes 300SL or the Delorean
The Mercedes SLS AMG has the same gullwing doors the 300SL had when it was introduced over 50 years ago.
by Crazybmws January 11, 2012
Get the Gullwing Doorsmug.