18 definitions by Crazybmws

shell

British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.

Whoa mate, you're shell. I'll call a taxi.

by Crazybmws December 12, 2011

exotic pharmacist

A nicer way of referring to a drug dealer

I'm out to go to the exotic pharmacist, anyone want something?

by Crazybmws November 19, 2011

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws March 16, 2011

mod

adj: shorthand for modern, specifically describes something that has very horizontal or vertical lines.

That limo is so mod.

by Crazybmws October 1, 2011

I had something for this

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer

Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!

by Crazybmws April 13, 2011

SFG

acronym for 'so far gone'. Can refer to someone literally or figuratively.

-Man, you see that kid? He is wasted.
--Yeah he's SFG.

*You hear what O'Donnell did during the football game? He's SFG.
**Yeah they'll string him by his panties for that one....

by Crazybmws December 12, 2011

Device masturbation

noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.

"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.

by Crazybmws September 22, 2011