Definitions by Crazybmws

exotic pharmacist 

A nicer way of referring to a drug dealer

I'm out to go to the exotic pharmacist, anyone want something?

exotic pharmacist by Crazybmws November 18, 2011

mod 

adj: shorthand for modern, specifically describes something that has very horizontal or vertical lines.

That limo is so mod.

mod by Crazybmws September 30, 2011

Device masturbation 

noun; the act of being on an internet enabled device for no reason other than the pleasure of oneself.

"There's been a lot of device masturbation, if you will, and it needs to stop. I know your just updating your Facebook 15 times a minute, and there is no reason for it." My history professor.

Device masturbation by Crazybmws September 22, 2011

whale 

noun; a wealthy patron to a casino, gets paid special attention by a casino host so the patron will feel comfortable to gamble more money.

My whale just walked in. He is hosting the Ferrari convention downstairs.

whale by Crazybmws June 22, 2011

I had something for this 

Phase, used after forgetting a one liner

as used by Sterling Archer

Archer: Damn, I had something for this, too... um... damn it. Eat grenade, stupids!

I had something for this by Crazybmws May 2, 2011

rich uncle 

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.

Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!

rich uncle by Crazybmws April 25, 2011

beat the plastic 

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

beat the plastic by Crazybmws April 1, 2011