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shell

British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.
Whoa mate, you're shell. I'll call a taxi.
by Crazybmws December 16, 2011
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Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.
I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.
by Crazybmws November 22, 2011
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Gullwing Doors

noun; doors that can be aftermarket or stock on a car, where the door is hinged from the roof and opens vertically. Examples can be seen on the Mercedes 300SL or the Delorean
The Mercedes SLS AMG has the same gullwing doors the 300SL had when it was introduced over 50 years ago.
by Crazybmws January 11, 2012
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Ricer

An Asian car modified to look fast without going fast. Including but not limited to, exhaust tip (not exhaust or cat back), rims, bodykit, cardboard, tape, glue. Ricers do go into the the territory of hoopties. However hoopties are a much worse case. DOES NOT apply to American or European cars as RICE originated in Asia. Any American car that meets the descriptive definition of a Ricer is considered automatically a hooptie.
- A 1999 Honda Civic with the bumper falling off and tints farts by-

Man 1 - "RICER!"
by Crazybmws October 26, 2009
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Japanese Steel

noun: a slang term for a katana sword
Used in the movie Kill Bill, Vol. 1
ex 1 (plural) : "I need to see him for his Japanese steel"
ex 2 (singular) : "I have Japanese steel"
by Crazybmws November 16, 2010
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mod

adj: shorthand for modern, specifically describes something that has very horizontal or vertical lines.
That limo is so mod.
by Crazybmws September 30, 2011
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beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.
My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around
by Crazybmws April 1, 2011
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