Slush money

noun; describes the type of money that is in multiple places, in unmarked bills, in countries like Switzerland, that have policies against allowing anyone (even those with a court order) to access anyone else's account in that countries banks'.

Don Leone used his slush money in Switzerland to fund the arming of militant groups in Iraq so his stock in Saudia Arabian oil would go up.

by Crazybmws June 03, 2012

mod

adj: shorthand for modern, specifically describes something that has very horizontal or vertical lines.

That limo is so mod.

by Crazybmws September 30, 2011

rich uncle

noun: The brother of your mother or father that has a lot of money but no kids. Usually a cool bachelor, drives an old muscle car or an expensive new car. May be quirky or strange but always loves to shower his nieces and nephews with gifts.

Last year my rich uncle Tim added a Corvette along side his 1964 Jaguar E-Type coupe in East Hampton. And the best part is he lets me drive the 'vette with the valet key he gave me!

by Crazybmws April 25, 2011

Gullwing Doors

noun; doors that can be aftermarket or stock on a car, where the door is hinged from the roof and opens vertically. Examples can be seen on the Mercedes 300SL or the Delorean

The Mercedes SLS AMG has the same gullwing doors the 300SL had when it was introduced over 50 years ago.

by Crazybmws January 11, 2012

exotic pharmacist

A nicer way of referring to a drug dealer

I'm out to go to the exotic pharmacist, anyone want something?

by Crazybmws November 18, 2011

beat the plastic

When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.

My girlfriend loves to beat the plastic and then send me pictures when I am not around

by Crazybmws April 01, 2011

Cloud Porn

noun; a collection of titillating imagery and/or movies that can be easily accessed from any mobile device as well as your computer without using space on either. This allows for the ultimate in clandestine masturbatory activities without alerting anyone as to where you keep your "stash". Best used with people who view their porn on multiple devices or on shared computers.

I got a free 50 gb account with box.net and I'm going to use it as a place to store my cloud porn.

by Crazybmws November 22, 2011