Crazy68's definitions

dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010

Buttnugget

1.A small, hard piece of sand, dirt, food,and or lint stuck on the side of the inner buttcheek.similar to a Dingleberry, but more harder of a substance, potntial to draw blood. 2.a stupid, ignorant runt of a person.3.a moron of miniscule importance

stupid ass twerp! fucking buttnuggett!!

by Crazy68 August 11, 2009

Plowing ass

1. Drilling the rectum 2. Digging deep in someone's ass with your penis while making slapping noises against the cheeks

Man. Bobby ripped up that booty, she was walking sideways after bobby was plowing ass!

by Crazy68 September 7, 2013

Blut

1. The sound you make when you pass enormous gas.
2. A fart Bubble
3. A bad diarrhea fart, the kind that forces you to wear an adult diaper for the duration of the sickness.

Tim: I am going to bust a blut.
Fraulein: Can I roll down the window in zee Volkswagen?
Tim: too late! Leiden Sie, wench!
Fraulein: Ach! Nein!

by Crazy68 November 7, 2019

Cuppla Beers

What you usually tell
a police officer/wife/significant other when they ask how many beers you had tonight.

"exuse me sir, how many you had tonight?" "uuuh, I shwear Ossifer, I only had a cuppla beers".....

by Crazy68 October 1, 2009

Mirriage

1. A Mirriage is an illusion of a marriage. 2. A description of a doomed union based on mis-conceptions and not being thouroughly finished sowing one's oats or seeding numerous Bar- Hostesses and Cheerleaders. Happens alot in pro sports

dude: "why'd he Marry that bitch, if he was going to be fuckin' n sucking every bar-hop on his PGA tour?"
dude ett: "that was no Marriage Foo!, that was a Mirriage, you fuckin bitch, now go make me a sandwich!!!"
dude: " y-yes h-h-honeycakes."

by Crazy68 December 3, 2009

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014