Crazy68's definitions

dookie blast

1. When you got to shit so bad, you hit the side of the bowl with the tip and make a brown crayon swirl.2. when you spray shit into your shorts instead of gas.

Lone Ranger:"aw man, that was not a fart kimosabee..dat was a dookie blast..oh well, better go get another saddle for silver..solly bout that old chum!"
Tonto: " good thing You no ridem Bareback!"
Silver: "goddamn straight!"

by Crazy68 August 29, 2010

booty smoke

1. vapor emitted from the intestinal tract, that exits from the rectum. 2. the apearence of warm air, emiting from one's ass on a cold day

damn what the fuck is that cloud coming out your butt? it's booty smoke!

by Crazy68 October 20, 2009

spotted dick

1. an english dessert
2. a slang term used to describe a promiscuos woman who shows no shame in her pursuit of sexual stimulization

Oh shit! there she go! ho just spotted dick!!

by Crazy68 August 28, 2009

Making Peanut Butter

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

Gumbis

1. A person who exhibits Gumby-like behavior. .2 an idiot
3. a moron

What a freaking Gumbis!!!

by Crazy68 August 18, 2009

dump chili

1. chili so foul, it causes the runs 2. Chili that looks and smells like caca

Wow, she made chili for the cook off and by the smell of it it smells like dump chili

by Crazy68 March 3, 2014

Mirriage

1. A Mirriage is an illusion of a marriage. 2. A description of a doomed union based on mis-conceptions and not being thouroughly finished sowing one's oats or seeding numerous Bar- Hostesses and Cheerleaders. Happens alot in pro sports

dude: "why'd he Marry that bitch, if he was going to be fuckin' n sucking every bar-hop on his PGA tour?"
dude ett: "that was no Marriage Foo!, that was a Mirriage, you fuckin bitch, now go make me a sandwich!!!"
dude: " y-yes h-h-honeycakes."

by Crazy68 December 3, 2009