Crapfeces's definitions

Wigger

White teenager who listens to nothing but rap and thinks he's so cool and gangster. He wishes he was black when deep down he just wishes he had a BBC. Female wiggers are usually whores who post lewd pics on Instagram and they always have at least one video seductively sticking their tongue out. They say "nigga" a lot even though they're rich white kids from the good side of town

Chance is such a stupid wigger! He thinks being a fuckboy pimp is so cool

by Crapfeces September 5, 2023

Tim Commerford

The RATM bassist. He's a liberal cuck who hates his own race. He also pouted like a little bitch and made a huge deal when Limp Bizkit, a much better band, won the Grammy instead

Tim Commerford is an enormous sack of cringe

by Crapfeces June 25, 2023

Alabamgay

Gay incestuous sexual attraction

I think my brother might be alabamgay for me!

by Crapfeces July 20, 2022

Special Ed

Where disabled students are treated like 4 year olds, usually turning them into complete idiots who can't do shit.

Dude 1: I was in special ed in high school for being just a little retarded.
Dude 2: So that's why you say stupid shit all the time.

by Crapfeces October 8, 2022

Oklahoma

The best shithole in the US. It's cheap and super fucked up but nowhere near as bad as Arkansas, Louisiana, or Mississippi. It's a weird clusterfuck of southern, midwestern, and southwestern, although mostly southern, that somehow works just fine. People in Oklahoma, referred to as Okies or Oklahomans, or if you're cool, Oklahomies, love weed, sweet tea, country music, Jesus, football, and just redneck shit in general. The two huge major cities, Tulsa and OKC, are both shitholes, although OKC is slightly less of a shithole. Oklahoma, just like the rest of the south, has an absurdly high teen pregnancy rate and a lot of meth heads.

Oklahoma may not be great, but it's a hell of a lot better than Mississippi!

by Crapfeces December 20, 2023

Gulf Shores

Heaven on Earth

Go down to Gulf Shores Alabama if you wanna have a good time

by Crapfeces June 25, 2023

Kris Coombs-Roberts

The lead guitarist of Funeral For A Friend. He's an absolute god on guitar and can play 2 riffs at once. He also provides backing vocals sometimes which makes him even more impressive.

How the fuck does Kris Coombs-Roberts play 2 riffs at once?

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022