Cranberry Bob's definitions

sundowning

Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.

Poor Grandma tends towards sundowning around dusk; she's fairly alert in the morning but gets more confused in the evening.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

white sauce barbecue

White sauce barbecue is a perversion of dining peculiar to Alabama; lower than even the vinegar-based sauce of North Carolina. It uses a mayonnaise base.

Heidi broke up with Clarence after she discovered that he used white sauce barbecue,

by Cranberry Bob July 2, 2020

piss call

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Clarissa didn't wear a bra today and everyone saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

tee-hee

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019