Cranberry Bob's definitions

Dakota corndog

A Dakota corndog is a penis.

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

pony shot

A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.

Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.

by Cranberry Bob February 2, 2020

playing smacky mouth

In Mobile, when a couple plays smacky mouth, they are kissing.

Finally I got past simply playing smacky mouth with Gayle.

by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

grunch

A grunch is a mythical monster that lives in the New Orleaans East area. It preys on animals and sometimes kids.

My dog got out into the swamp, and was eaten by a grunch.

by Cranberry Bob December 2, 2019

wearing them loose

When a woman is wearing them loose this means that she is not wearing a bra.

Kathy was wearing them loose when we went out last night. Each was a real handfull

by Cranberry Bob December 29, 2019

didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022