Cranberry Bob's definitions

lid

A lid is a poor amateur radio operator; one who grossly does not follow the rules.

Jack's operator skills can be best described as a lid.

by Cranberry Bob June 19, 2020

do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

frotteur

A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.

Tom was a frotteur. He dry-humped Megan on their first date.

by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021

Moon Pie high

A sense of cosmic well-being, induced by injecting lots of sugar typically from candy intake. After A Moon Pie, a typical source of some excessive sucrose intake.

A Southern working man's lunch, a Moon Pie and an RC, typically helps induce the afternoon Moon Pie high.

by Cranberry Bob January 30, 2020

cattywampus tits

When someone's breasts are pointed askew rather than pointed in the same direction (head on or droopy) she is said to have cattywampus tits.

Darlene went braless; and people could see that she has cattywampus tits.

by Cranberry Bob November 17, 2021

make-out bra

A make-out bra is what you wear when you anticipate that you will permit your guy to go to second base.

Heather decided to wear her red make-out bra in anticipation of tonight's romancing.

by Cranberry Bob April 8, 2020

trash can fire

A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.

Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.

by Cranberry Bob November 19, 2019