Cranberry Bob's definitions

heaux

An immoral Cajun woman.

Florene slept with half of the football team, and th other half felt left out; she was a heaux.

by Cranberry Bob November 15, 2019

trash can fire

A trash can fire is a metaphor for something minor that people get unnecessarily upset about.

Heather's bra in a teacher's desk resulted in a school trash can fire; everyone got worked up about it and talked about it for days. Heather deliberately left one there.

by Cranberry Bob November 19, 2019

Madame Pipi

In France and in other places, Madame Pipi is the title given to female rest room attendants.

Madame Pipi presided over the rest room; keeping it sanitary and providing soap and hand towels.

by Cranberry Bob August 19, 2021

Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

the bitching hour

The bitching hour is when the parental unit comes down en masse with criticisms of your habitual failures, laziness, and poor grades.

The reports come out today. It's time for the bitching hour.

by Cranberry Bob January 17, 2020

GFPO

GFPO stands for "Good For Parts Only." This refers to a hopeless patient

I'm afraid that Millicent is GFPO. She's a hopeless case.

by Cranberry Bob December 3, 2019

Menopause

The naturally occurring cessation of a woman menstrating. It usually occurs between ages 45 and 55. The pause that refreshes.

Mary had her menopause recently.

by Cranberry Bob March 27, 2022