Cranberry Bob's definitions

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

courage

In certain parts of New Orleans, "courage" is synonymous for pep or energy.

I don't have any courage today; I guess I need a tonic or something.

by Cranberry Bob January 6, 2020

gone Elvis

'Gone Elvis' means disappeared; out of sight.

Tom has gone Elvis on us.

by Cranberry Bob December 6, 2019

Crackaloo

Crackaloo is a game where players try to roll a marble in a hole.

Leigh was the champion at playing crackaloo - attributable to her sexual prowess.

by Cranberry Bob December 9, 2021

heaux

An immoral Cajun woman.

Florene slept with half of the football team, and th other half felt left out; she was a heaux.

by Cranberry Bob November 15, 2019

duck wearing a wonderbra

A duck wearing a wonderbra refers to a very unlikely event.

My going out with you is as likely as a duck wearing a wonderbra.

by Cranberry Bob November 26, 2019