tee-hee

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019

volunteer

Some gardeners refer to undesired or unexpected plants as "volunteers."

I have to do some weeding; too many volunteers cropped up in my garden.

by Cranberry Bob July 13, 2021

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

frotteur

A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.

Tom was a frotteur. He dry-humped Megan on their first date.

by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021

Boston Charlie

According to Walt Kelly, we sing:

"Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash. and Kalamazoo.
Nora's freezing on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley'garoo!
Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!"

When we go Christmas caroling, we end it with Boston Charlie.

by Cranberry Bob January 14, 2020

courage

In certain parts of New Orleans, "courage" is synonymous for pep or energy.

I don't have any courage today; I guess I need a tonic or something.

by Cranberry Bob January 06, 2020

duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020