Cranberry Bob's definitions

pony shot

A pony shot is a 1.0 ounce shot of alcoholic beverage (whiskey or brandy); as opposed to a regular shot which contains 1.5 ounce of alcohol.

Some bar equipment consists of an hourglass-shaped measuring device; with the pony shot on one end and the regular shot on the other.

by Cranberry Bob February 2, 2020

blind tiger

A blind tiger is an establishment that sells bootleg beer or whiskey in a dry county.

Grandma operated the best blind tiger in De Kalb County, Alabama

by Cranberry Bob March 16, 2020

virgin sturgeon

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

crushed

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.

The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."

by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

Iuka puker

An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.

Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.

by Cranberry Bob November 28, 2019