Cranberry Bob's definitions

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019

Methodist pecker checker

A Methodist pecker checker is a girl who, when making time with a guy, feels his penis and masturbates him if he is tumescent.

Charlene is a Methodist pecker checker; she guarantees a good time.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Turdistan

When people refer to Turdistan, they are referring to Alabama.

Montgomery is the capital of Turdistan, Alabama; and Birmingham is its largest city.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

gyp jigger

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020

B-I-N-G-O

B-I-N-G-O is a song about a dog named Bingo.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
B-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
(clap)-I-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-N-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-G-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-O
And Bingo was his name-o.

There was a farmer had a dog,
and Bingo was his name-o.
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)-(clap)
And Bingo was his name-o.

by Cranberry Bob May 24, 2020

Dorkistan

Dorkistan is a dismal former Soviet Socialist Republic north of Iran and Afghanistan.

Dorkistan has its own burqua bikini team.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

gone Elvis

'Gone Elvis' means disappeared; out of sight.

Tom has gone Elvis on us.

by Cranberry Bob December 6, 2019