do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Dakota corndog

A Dakota corndog is a penis.

Laurie liked nothing better than a Dakota corndog after work.

by Cranberry Bob December 05, 2019

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 05, 2019

white sauce barbecue

White sauce barbecue is a perversion of dining peculiar to Alabama; lower than even the vinegar-based sauce of North Carolina. It uses a mayonnaise base.

Heidi broke up with Clarence after she discovered that he used white sauce barbecue,

by Cranberry Bob July 02, 2020

Little Boxes

"Little Boxes" is a satirical song written by activist Malvina Reynolds. Tom Lehrer characterized it as "the most sanctimonious song ever written."

Daly City, CA was the inspiration of the song "Little Boxes."

by Cranberry Bob January 09, 2020

West Turdistan

Mississippi is also known as West Turdistan.

Biloxi is a small port on the Gulf in West Turdistan

by Cranberry Bob January 08, 2020

creekbanking

In Alabama, when a couple engages in some making out on a blanket spread close by a stream, they are said to be creekbanking.

So neat! Sharon and I were creekbanking next to the Black Warrior River last night.

by Cranberry Bob February 16, 2020