Cranberry Bob's definitions

do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

I hear banjo music

"I hear banjo music" refers to isolated, dangerous places; with an allusion to the film Deliverance (1972).

We're really in the boonies. I hear banjo music.

by Cranberry Bob December 4, 2019

crow

In naval usage, a crow is the eagle on the petty officer insignia.

I got rated and got my crow.

by Cranberry Bob December 17, 2020

sundowning

Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.

Poor Grandma tends towards sundowning around dusk; she's fairly alert in the morning but gets more confused in the evening.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Violet Time

Violet time is the time to be violated.

Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.

Maude didn't go out with Harold. It was violet time.

by Cranberry Bob January 15, 2020

frotteur

A frotteur is a male who obtains sexual gratification by dry-humping; that is, rubbing his erect penis against the vulva of his girlfriend during which both are wearing underwear.

Tom was a frotteur. He dry-humped Megan on their first date.

by Cranberry Bob August 16, 2021