Cranberry Bob's definitions

lid

A lid is a poor amateur radio operator; one who grossly does not follow the rules.

Jack's operator skills can be best described as a lid.

by Cranberry Bob June 19, 2020

do ugly

To 'do ugly' means to have coitus under embarrassing or unappealing circumstances.

Kathleen was so horny that she even wanted to do ugly with Charlie on the Mississippi coast seawall.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.

The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."

by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

virgin sturgeon

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

tee-hee

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019

crushed

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020