Cranberry Bob's definitions

virgin sturgeon

A virgin sturgeon is a fish that doesn't produce any roe. Or wade.

She was minnow less - a virgin sturgeon.

by Cranberry Bob February 28, 2020

The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth is an allegorical statue in St. Louis.

The sculptures refused to depict The Naked Truth with clothes because "Den she would not be naked."

by Cranberry Bob December 18, 2019

up shit creek

To say that someone is up shit creek is to imply that he or she or it is in real jam.

I didn't study for my final exam; I'm up shit creek.

by Cranberry Bob January 12, 2020

crushed

When someone has succeeded maximally in meeting a goal, she may say that she has crushed it.

I crushed that p. chem exam!

by Cranberry Bob February 1, 2020

blind tiger

A blind tiger is an establishment that sells bootleg beer or whiskey in a dry county.

Grandma operated the best blind tiger in De Kalb County, Alabama

by Cranberry Bob March 16, 2020

pile driver

A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.

We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.

by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019