Cranberry Bob's definitions

white sauce barbecue

White sauce barbecue is a perversion of dining peculiar to Alabama; lower than even the vinegar-based sauce of North Carolina. It uses a mayonnaise base.

Heidi broke up with Clarence after she discovered that he used white sauce barbecue,

by Cranberry Bob July 2, 2020

gyp jigger

A gyp jigger is an undersized bar measuring glass designed to give people the illusion that they are getting more alcohol than they really are.

The Province Lounge uses a gyp jigger when they make martinis. They get 30% more pours than they would with a standard jigger.

by Cranberry Bob February 12, 2020

duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

sundowning

Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.

Poor Grandma tends towards sundowning around dusk; she's fairly alert in the morning but gets more confused in the evening.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

Violet Time

Violet time is the time to be violated.

Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.

Maude didn't go out with Harold. It was violet time.

by Cranberry Bob January 15, 2020

pile driver

A pile driver is a mixed drink consisting of vodka, prune juice, and a dash of orange juice.

We were desperate as counselors at a summer camp; so we mixed vodka, prune juice, and orange juice to male pile drivers.

by Cranberry Bob February 7, 2020

Ben and Jerryland

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019