Cranberry Bob's definitions

tee-hee

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019

Iuka puker

An Iuka puker is a redneck from northern Mississippi who is suffering the ill effects from drinking cheap booze.

Billy-Bob threw up in his girlfriend's lap. He's a quintessinal Iuka puker.

by Cranberry Bob November 28, 2019

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

duck wearing a necktie

When a person would like to comment on a useless feature on something, he or she can compare it to a duck wearing a necktie.

Cut out vents and a fox tail on the antenna? That's like a duck wearing a necktie.

by Cranberry Bob January 16, 2020

Violet Time

Violet time is the time to be violated.

Violate me, in the violet time,
In the vilest way that you know!
Desecrate, savage me
Utterly ravage me
On me no mercy bestow.

Maude didn't go out with Harold. It was violet time.

by Cranberry Bob January 15, 2020

sundowning

Sundowning is a term used to describe a decline in cognitive abilities toward the late afternoon or evening. It is a common pattern in senile dementia.

Poor Grandma tends towards sundowning around dusk; she's fairly alert in the morning but gets more confused in the evening.

by Cranberry Bob January 13, 2020

strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020