Cranberry Bob's definitions

make-out bra

A make-out bra is what you wear when you anticipate that you will permit your guy to go to second base.

Heather decided to wear her red make-out bra in anticipation of tonight's romancing.

by Cranberry Bob April 8, 2020

fuck-you vote

Well, a fuck-you vote is one cast in lieu of voting for either of the major political parties. This is so an irritated voter can avoid voting either Republican or Democratic.

In the choice between Hillary and Trump, Jack was so irritated with the choices so he wrote in the Tennessee coach Butch Jones's name instead as a fuck-you vote.

by Cranberry Bob August 5, 2020

Dyslexic Agnostic

A dyslexic agnostic is one who is uncertain as to the existence of dog.

Tom was a dyslexic agnostic: he was uncertain as to the existence of dog.

by Cranberry Bob May 17, 2021

volunteer

Some gardeners refer to undesired or unexpected plants as "volunteers."

I have to do some weeding; too many volunteers cropped up in my garden.

by Cranberry Bob July 12, 2021

piss call

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

pope's nose

A pope's nose is the fatty rump of a chicken, duck, or turkey from which the tail feathers would have been attached.

Some people say the pope's nose is the most savory part of the chicken.

by Cranberry Bob December 24, 2020

shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.

by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019