Cranberry Bob's definitions

Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

Ben and Jerryland

Ben andJerryland is another name for Vermont.

Sen. Sanders comes from Ben and Jerryland.

by Cranberry Bob December 25, 2019

spotted Richard

Spotted Richard is the name used in the dining room of the House of Parliament instead of spotted dick. This is a traditional English sponge or suet cake served with custard.

The dining room had spotted Richard on the menu, just to be a dick about it.

by Cranberry Bob November 6, 2021

tee-hee

A tee-hee is a micropenis, one that is severely undersized.

John showed his penis to Gwendolyn, and said, "This is my prick."

Gwendolyn replied, "No, that's a tee-hee. It's too small to be a prick!"

by Cranberry Bob December 21, 2019

lateral cleavage

Lateral cleavage is partial exposure of your breasts from the side. Also known as "sideboob" by the crude at heart.

My top was terribly skimpy; and it caused enough lateral cleavage to be revealed.

by Cranberry Bob November 16, 2019

piss call

When one wakes up in the middle of the night to urinate, one is having a piss call.

Too much beer; I had three piss calls last night.

by Cranberry Bob January 24, 2020

Minnesota virgin

A Minnesota virgin is a woman that allows you to put only the tip in - but no further.

Hortense was a Minnesota virgin for Chadwick - allowed only a quick dip.

by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019