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sonned

v. Past tense of 'son'.

1. What Can-I-Bus did to LL Cool J
2. What Nas did to Jay-Z
3. What 50 Cent did to Ja Rule
4. What Game turned right around and did to 50 Cent

Usually a b-boy reference to someone defeating another person in a battle using one of the 5 elements of hip-hop:

Rap battle, breakdance battle, graffiti/graff battle, DJ battle, or b-ball game. Can also be stretched to include fist fights "We sonned them niggaz the other day for trying to front, we rolled through with the bats and damn near bashed they head in".

See also: to son, son, schooled, owned, pwned, served, destroyed, defeated, smacked down, beat down, beat bad, b-boy, hip-hop, breakdancing, graff, graffiti, DJ, turntablism, battle, battle rap
1. Future tense: "I'm gonna son this kid really bad at the battle tonight."

2. Past tense: "Aha, that kid? Pssh. I totally sonned him the other day, and he still wants beef?"

3. Present tense: "We son kids all day long in my crew."
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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anorexia

n. A mental disorder that was previously diagnosed as such, but was majorly revised to become a 'disease' in the latest edition in the interests of political correctness. Generally stems from poor self-image; see also depression. Curable; if the therapist is willing to teach and reinforce positive eating habits and help them develop, overall, a positive self-image; including telling them the most important things anyone can hear: That they are beautiful, that they are intelligent, and that they can make it, but they need to make a change. Best dealt with not through the use of a psychologist, but by hiring a beautiful man or woman to cook for said person; who will then smell delicious food and eventually lose their concentration and begin to "chow down like a motherfucker".

See also: Kate Moss, fashion, fashion models, runway model, psychology, DSM, DSM handbook, mental disorder, mental disorders, depression, self-image
1. Anorexia is prevalent in the fashion community.

2. Condition of having anorexia: "That model is anorexic."
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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FAMF

n. (alternate) Can also mean: fat ass motherfucker.
1. Damn, that guy is still eating? What a FAMF!
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Bleach

n. The anime featuring such popular characters as orange-haired shinigami Kurosaki Ichigo (and his family), imprisoned princess Kuchiki Rukia, big-breasted ecchi girl Inoue Orihime, strong man Chado (Chad) Yasutora, and genius/knitting whiz Ishida Uryu. Not currently showing in the US. Based on the manga of the same name.
1. I just watched the latest episode of Bleach! Wow, that was awesome!
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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deftones

n. A metal/modern rock band hailing from Sacramento, California, featuring Chino Moreno (vocals, rhythm guitar), Chi Cheng (bass), Stephen Carpenter (lead guitar), Abe Cunningham (drums), and Frank Delgado/DJ Crook (turntables, DJ, effects, mixing, keyboards).

Albums include: God's Hand/God's hand demo, Adrenaline, Around The Fur, White Pony, self-titled, B-Sides and Rarities, and many live recordings.

Bands they have toured with include: Korn, Godsmack, Metallica, Thursday, Thrice, System of a Down, and they have been to Ozzfest many times.

Chino Moreno is currently working on the Team Sleep project with DJ Crook of Decibel Devils, Mary Timony, and several others.
1. Wow! I love the Deftones and their music.

2. I just went to the Deftones concert the other day, and it rocked!

3. When is the new Deftones album coming out?
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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Stephen Carpenter

person/n. Lead guitarist for the Deftones. Also known as Stef Carpenter. Known for playing in the key of C and various pedal arrangements. Crucial to the success of the White Pony album.
1. I want a Stephen Carpenter style guitar setup.

2. Stephen Carpenter is one of my heroes!
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Abe Cunningham

person/n. Drummer for the metal/rock band Deftones. Best known for his frantic, pounding rhythms on such songs as Knife Party and clever usage of tempo.
1. I met Abe Cunningham, and he signed my drumsticks!

2. Abe Cunningham has amazing drum patterns.

3. What kind of drum kit does Abe Cunningham use?
by Craig B. December 30, 2005
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