161 definitions by Craig

ph33r

A synonym of ph34r.

ph33r my l33t skillz bi0tch!!!

by Craig November 25, 2002

fizz

unlucky, out of luck,

A football player misses an open goal. "how fizz is that" (how unlucky is that)

by Craig July 20, 2003

spam danglers

sagging fanny lips

omg her spam danglers are parting like moses making the sea part

by Craig December 9, 2003

hull breach

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

by Craig January 18, 2005

infuckingcredible

Surprise
Shock
Amazing

thats an infuckingcredible piece of machinary you have

by Craig April 16, 2003

fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.

Gimme the remote control, fart knocker.

by Craig April 7, 2005

flying fuck

when you don't care at all about something

i don't really give a flying fuck about what you think... go fuck a horse!!

by Craig March 12, 2003