Craig's definitions

jibbers

Person(s) who jibs (skips lessons). See my definition for jibbing.

Me: Are we gonan go to Maths?

Jordan. Nah. Let's jib.

by Craig April 29, 2005

snufter

A snufter is a small pot or container that has a nice, addictive almost drug-like smell in it.

C'mon give me another sniff of your snufter!

by craig May 7, 2004

clocked

to be hit over the head by ones clock in a fit of rage. see also clock.

she clocked me good, I ended up in hospital. (true story!)

by craig November 25, 2004

fricka frocka

verb: an explanation, to shout out if hurt
background: my mom made it up when she burnt her self

My mom yelled, "fricka frocka," because the pan was hot.

by Craig June 10, 2004

neowinian

A member of the neowin.net community.

I am a Neowinian, you will ph33r meh, because I am teh own joo. Sure you might get laid, but I will hax0r jo0!

by Craig July 3, 2004

tauroassism

A medical condition in which your ass looks like a bull's head. Not to be confused with taruodontism or ghetto booty. See also Nita, iwillmotherfuckingkillyou

'So she told me to check THIS. And so I looked, and sure enough, she had tauroassism. I didnt see that coming, but it explains all the snorting coming from her butt.'

by Craig May 29, 2003

90 270

The vagina of a woman of Asian descent. This references the degree of rotation of her vagina in relation to the Caucasian woman's vagina of 0/180 degrees

That 90 270 is SICK! I'd hit that!

by Craig October 29, 2002