Craig's definitions

loosey

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

one cig out of a pack of cigs..

sold to the poor white boys..

by Craig October 21, 2003

HOOVER

A quick tempered asshole..one who believes he is agg

damn ..dood hes being a hoover

by craig March 7, 2005

receed

a receeding hairline that affects the persons day to day life including their intelligence and their way of thinking. also it is very ugly and it attracts poonuggs to cling to it

holy crap mickles's receed is sworming with a clan of poonuggs

by craig October 27, 2004

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

by Craig January 5, 2004

eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig September 2, 2008

shnutz

A word of German origin which means "to have ones nutsac covered in thunder mud" or "to have shitty nuts."

I shat myself so bad that I got shnutz.

by Craig November 3, 2003