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clitionary

a book or dictionary that is primarily about sex
have you got a clitionary?
by craig March 12, 2003
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Nuremberg

Used in the plural sense, this is Cockney rhyming slang for piles or haemorrhoids. Nuremberg trials = piles
"Blimey, me Nurembergs are givin' me jip today."
by Craig September 14, 2004
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wicked

A word used to explain something that is very good.
That game was wicked!
by craig May 6, 2004
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indie

The stereotypical name for an individual, because some dumbass actually invented a stereotype for someone who belongs to no stereotype. An individual is someone who likes their own thing, maybe they skate, but like to wear a lot of black. Normally they dress in whatever fashion they like and do whatever they enjoy doing. They see that there is no need for so many people to belong to a stereotype, and will normally refer to themselves as normal as in their own eyes they don't belong to a stereotype, but to other idiots (usually townies) they do, and that stereotype is called indie.
Townie: Look at your long 'air, what are you, a skater?

Me: No, I'm not anything, I'm just normal.

Townie: So you is a indie, ay?

Me: Whatever you want to call it.
by Craig March 23, 2005
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gta

1. Grand Theft Auto, the crime of thieving a vehicle.

2. Grand Theft Auto. An extrememly popular and controversial video game series in which you take on the role of a character (character differs through-out the different games) and act out crimes whilst completing missions. The latest installment in the series, GTA San Andreas, is probably the best by far to most with many more things to do such as get girlfriends, burgle houses and a load of over crazy stuff. Also a great game if you like massacring people.
1. James was sent to jail for GTA.

2. Have you played GTA San Andreas.?

No, my mum says it depicts to much
violence and scenes of a sexual
nature.

.......?
by Craig December 31, 2004
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st. anger

Probably Metallica's worst album. Being such a hardcore fan of the band I at least would like to say there are some okayish songs on the album, Some Kind of Monster probably being the best. Even when Metallica changed their style with Load and ReLoad they were still a kickass band, but their latest album was very poor to Metallica standards because they tried experimenting with nu-metal music. I don't believe Lars is the downfall though, I mean his drumming in St. Anger sounds pretty much the same in all the songs but all the songs sound the same anyways. It would make sense if they had recorded all the songs, one after another without really changing the guitar FX or drums, but it took them three years, but seeing the DVD named 'Some Kind of Monster' you can sort of see what problems they had making this album.
*Listening to Some Kind of Monster*

Person who has never heard it: Wow. This is really crappy compared to other Metallica songs.

Me: Yeah, this is probably the best one on the album though.
by Craig March 24, 2005
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Hatstand

Completely mad. Bonkers. Cuckoo
You know that girl I was seeing? Well, it turns out she's totally hatstand.
by Craig May 10, 2004
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