Craig's definitions

twigg

A pretty little man, who lure's women to his bed on the pretense of being a cat owner. He does not own a cat.

I'm going over to Twigg's tonight to feed his sick little cat.

by Craig January 5, 2004

DPFC

Don't pay for crap. The tendency of women (mainly those indigenous to the NYC metropolitan area) to not pay for anything on a date.

Don't ask her out, she runs with the DPFC crew.

by Craig January 18, 2005

down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

by craig March 11, 2003

tight

Close, almost impossible, lucky.

Ooh, that's a tight squeeze.

by craig May 7, 2004

Hat Trick

You're correct that it involves having sex with all 3 holes of a girl, however the true hat trick is jizzing in all 3 holes ON THE SAME ORGASM. Needless to say it's very difficult, and is worthy of the title "hat trick".

I tried a hat trick, but the orgasm was over and I was out of jizz before I got to her ass.

by Craig May 13, 2005

eat the cookie

A phrase to describe getting the short end of the stick, or being left holding the bag! From the literal: group of guys having a circle jerk "on" a cookie placed in the middle of the group. The last one to climax has to "eat the cookie".

John was the one left to eat the cookie when all his friends found chicks to hook up with at the bar.

by Craig September 2, 2008

shnutz

A word of German origin which means "to have ones nutsac covered in thunder mud" or "to have shitty nuts."

I shat myself so bad that I got shnutz.

by Craig November 3, 2003