2 definitions by Coventrian

coventry claw

When you make a C out of your fingers using the middle, index and thumb. Sticking your middle and index in the pink and thumb in the stink.

Steve: what you doing tonight mate?

Keith: giving the misses the Coventry Claw.

Steve: nice man, my girl never lets me do that :(

by Coventrian March 30, 2016

Coventry

A city in the West Midlands. Some may call it a concrete jungle but its until you walk into the City Centre to see its a really nice place, the people are friendly and its actually safe to walk through in broad daylight (unlike Birmingham, Nottingham, Leicester and other areas in the West Midlands). Its true that people say we are a minority of chavs, but its true Leicester (a city with a similar population count) have more chavs living there. Home to an under-achieving football team and a poor Rugby team, but the best Ice Hockey and Speedway teams in the UK. If you wish to live in the Midlands, Coventry is the place to be.

Guy 1. Hi, where are you from?
Guy 2. Coventry, how about you?
Guy 1. Coventry? What a horrible place! Birmingham is better.
Guy 2. At least we can actually walk through the City Centre at 9:00am and not get shot...

by Coventrian January 14, 2008