Definitions by Courtney
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Conor Oberst
A decent folk singer/songwriter from Nebraska whose talents are exaggerated by 16 year old fan girls who initially liked him because they saw his picture in Elle Girl.
conner obrest is so sexy lover i dont have to love is the most meaningful song that ever filled my ears and i want him to visit my bedroom at night because he is so hot
Conor Oberst by Courtney April 26, 2005
bakersfield
Why trust air you can't see? The unbearable heat during the day adds to deliquency society as people prefer midnight outings and cow-tipping. From gang members to cowboys you will see a variety of "culture" The armpit of California is home to cheap living, suburbia mixed with random farms, and drastically changing geographics every year, as (for some reason) people keep moving there.
bakersfield by Courtney April 16, 2005
Fatherfucker
The title of Canadian pervert Peaches 2003 album, the word fatherfucker has also become a fun new insult for the female persuasion.
"Fuck you bitch! Fatherfucker!"
Fatherfucker by Courtney April 8, 2005
Bitch tits
Any one seen Fight Club? There's a fight scene involving a guy who has bitch tits.
Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.
However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.
Bitch tits form when a male heavily abuses steroids. Given that all men have a small amount of oestrogen in addition to testosterone, steroids greatly increase the level of testosterone in a man's body.
However, in an attempt to keep testosterone and oestrogen at steady levels in relation to each other, the body produces much more oestorgen than necessary, resulting in feminine characteristics, namely breasts.
"Is Pete still on the 'roids?"
"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."
"No. He stopped taking them last year when they gave him bitch tits."
Bitch tits by Courtney April 8, 2005
tatu
t.A.T.u. are a pop duo from Russia who made it big in 2003 with their outlandish and controversial lesbian-schoolgirl antics. The brain behind t.A.T.u. was one Ivan Shapovalov, a child psychologist who thought that the male population of the world would enjoy the fantasy that was t.A.T.u.
Okay, so t.A.T.u. have received a lot a shit from all those cynics out there, citing Lena and Julia as nothing but trendsbians, however the two never actually CLAIMED to be lesbians, simply in love with one another (I know, I'm nitpicking, but I don't care).
Furthermore, t.A.T.u. have been the biggest pop group ever really to address issues concerning homosexual relationships and the like, so I definitely think that they deserve their props.
Okay, so t.A.T.u. have received a lot a shit from all those cynics out there, citing Lena and Julia as nothing but trendsbians, however the two never actually CLAIMED to be lesbians, simply in love with one another (I know, I'm nitpicking, but I don't care).
Furthermore, t.A.T.u. have been the biggest pop group ever really to address issues concerning homosexual relationships and the like, so I definitely think that they deserve their props.
Britney and Madonna were reduced to ripping off t.A.T.u. with THAT kiss at THOSE MTV VMAs a few years ago, when they snogged one another onstage.
A few people in the audience could've sworn they saw Madonna suck out Britney's soul.
Jack Black also said that Madonna didn't kiss Christina Aguilera as long as she did Britney, cuz of the dodgy looking scabs around Xtina's lips.
A few people in the audience could've sworn they saw Madonna suck out Britney's soul.
Jack Black also said that Madonna didn't kiss Christina Aguilera as long as she did Britney, cuz of the dodgy looking scabs around Xtina's lips.
candy cane children
candy cane children by Courtney April 7, 2005