CougarSW2's definitions

jazz hands

A cabaret-style dance move, popularized by the musical "Fosse". Now used, usually ironically, to express excitement, glee, razzle dazzle, etc.

The move is performed by tilting the head slightly, shimmering the hands with fingers splayed either side of the face and crying "Jazz hands!" with an enthusiastic smile. Think Jack from Will and Grace.

Also *JAZZ HANDS!!!* used as an expressive punctuation on blogs and bulletin boards.

I'm all for guys getting in touch with their emotions but he's just too jazz hands for me.

by CougarSW2 November 15, 2004

catherine tate

A woman comedian for whom no allowances need to be made. A brilliant observer of social types in modern Britain...she drills into the kind of people you normally skirt around and taps the wellspring of their irritating nature. Rarely has an apprenticeship with the Royal Shakespeare Company been put to such good use. The nation should immortalize her in Cockney rhyming slang.

"Sorry I'm Catherine, the traffic was awful."
or
"Can't come out tonight, I've got a Catherine."
or
"You're looking Catherine, have you lost Catherine?"

by CougarSW2 August 30, 2005

RSI

Repetitive Strain Injury.
The price you pay for over-indulging in a single form of entertainment.

"For goodness sake put down that mouse, Johnny! You'll give yourself RSI..."

by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

TDH

Tall dark and handsome.

Give me a TDH Italian any day.

by CougarSW2 November 10, 2004

fuckoffosphere

The dizzy heights of power.

"You've entered the fuckoffosphere. Congratulations"

by CougarSW2 August 2, 2007

nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

by cougarSW2 April 25, 2005

whoosh

Single word exclamation, accompanied by a gesture where the hand is swept palm down over the head from front to back with about three inches clearance.

Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".

Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.

2. paris

Capital of North Africa.

j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004

A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."

(Whoosh!)

by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004