21 definitions by CougarSW2
1. The meeting time you proposed is not yet blocked out in my calendar.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
2. The joke you sent me may prove offensive or incomprehensible to persons from other geographical regions, but because I am from California I find it funny.
1. Tuesday at 11? Works for me.
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
2. A guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.
The bartender says, “You ain’t from around here, are ya?”
The guy says, “No, I’m from Canada.”
The bartender says, “What do you do in Canada?”
The guy says, “I’m a taxidermist.”
The bartender says, “A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?”
“No, a taxidermist doesn’t drive a taxi. I mount animals.”
The bartender grins and hollers, “It’s okay boys. He’s one of us.”
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
Single word exclamation, accompanied by a gesture where the hand is swept palm down over the head from front to back with about three inches clearance.
Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".
Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.
Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".
Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.
2. paris
Capital of North Africa.
j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004
A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."
(Whoosh!)
Capital of North Africa.
j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004
A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."
(Whoosh!)
by CougarSW2 November 15, 2004
by CougarSW2 November 18, 2004
Fran: So it was his idea for you to round off the romantic break in New York with an afternoon's shopping in Macy's? Jesus, that guy is a total faith healer!
Lil: Yup.
Lil: Yup.
by CougarSW2 November 12, 2004
1. time additional to the time that has been planned or paid for.
2. a regular promotion at Clinique counters where you buy two skincare products you were planning to buy anyway and get yet another cheap make-up bag full of samples.
3. the moment you discover that the sweet, handsome, kind and amusing guy you've been dating happens to be hung like a horse.
2. a regular promotion at Clinique counters where you buy two skincare products you were planning to buy anyway and get yet another cheap make-up bag full of samples.
3. the moment you discover that the sweet, handsome, kind and amusing guy you've been dating happens to be hung like a horse.
1. "More than a month into bonus time after a successful primary mission on Mars, NASA's Spirit rover has sighted possibly layered rock in hills just ahead."
2. "It's Bonus Time at the Clinique counters at participating Dillard's in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma and the Memphis, TN area."
3. "WOAH!!!......marry me, baby."
2. "It's Bonus Time at the Clinique counters at participating Dillard's in Georgia, Alabama, Florida, Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Oklahoma and the Memphis, TN area."
3. "WOAH!!!......marry me, baby."
by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004
by CougarSW2 December 9, 2004
How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.
See also flummoxed.
See also flummoxed.
by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004