CougarSW2's definitions

catherine tate

A woman comedian for whom no allowances need to be made. A brilliant observer of social types in modern Britain...she drills into the kind of people you normally skirt around and taps the wellspring of their irritating nature. Rarely has an apprenticeship with the Royal Shakespeare Company been put to such good use. The nation should immortalize her in Cockney rhyming slang.

"Sorry I'm Catherine, the traffic was awful."
or
"Can't come out tonight, I've got a Catherine."
or
"You're looking Catherine, have you lost Catherine?"

by CougarSW2 August 30, 2005

nibble

To place a small bet on a runner because the price looks too good to be true.

"I tell you what else caught my eye: Luis Garcia is 320/1 with Betfair to be top scorer. Surely worth a nibble, especially after his hat-trick in the qualifier, or is there something I don't know?"

by CougarSW2 August 15, 2006

flattered

How a traditional male feels when a traditional female makes an unambiguous sexual overture.

See also flummoxed.

"Er, well, obviously, I'm flattered. Goodness, is that the time?"

by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004

whoosh

Single word exclamation, accompanied by a gesture where the hand is swept palm down over the head from front to back with about three inches clearance.

Indicates that the joke just told was too sophisticated for the listener and has gone "way over their head".

Sometimes comes to mind when reading feedback on Urban Dictionary quality control.

2. paris

Capital of North Africa.

j'en ai marre
Source: fnjlas, Jun 20, 2004

A user said this should be deleted: Factually incorrect and the example is not even in English."

(Whoosh!)

by CougarSW2 November 14, 2004

nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

by cougarSW2 April 25, 2005

ramp

Give false information on a betting forum with the intention of influencing a price.

"Yeah yeah another first post ramp !"

by CougarSW2 September 13, 2008

RSI

Repetitive Strain Injury.
The price you pay for over-indulging in a single form of entertainment.

"For goodness sake put down that mouse, Johnny! You'll give yourself RSI..."

by CougarSW2 November 19, 2004