Cosmicstargoat's definitions

bumper stickers

Annoying and often Idiotic slogans, sayings and proclamations that are attached to the bumpers of the vehicles of usually rednecks or aging hippies.

These abrasive slogans are displayed by the proud owners in lieu of actual original thought and expression. Ditto for the stupid fishies that fundies adorn their autos with, smugly trying to project some sort of superiority, but only showing their boundless stupidity.

My daughter is a honor student

honk if you love jesus

It's in the Bible, I believe it, and that settles it

If you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns

In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned

Tourettes is a GODAMNED, SERIOUS fucking CONDITION, man!

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

zebra

TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.

Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.

by Cosmicstargoat April 26, 2004

retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

I am retired, so leave me alone.

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

silent but deadly

Not a spleecher or a barfoom in that the originator of these stinkbombs cannot be detected until it is too late.

Some broccoli-munching vegan cut a silent but deadly stinkbomb on the bus. Eat meat, twerp!

by Cosmicstargoat April 22, 2004

going steady

What happens after flirtation

Jazell ened up pregnant with Tyronne's baby after they started going steady

by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004

the fed

The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.

The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.

When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.

My 401K is now a 201K, Thanks, Al!

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

mother road

See: route 66

Route 66 is also known as the mother road or the "Main Street of America".

by Cosmicstargoat May 4, 2004