Cosmicstargoat's definitions

the turn

This is one card dealt face up on the table after the flop in Texas holdem poker

Well, I didn't get any help with the flop, maybe I will the card I get at the turn. I'm dreaming.

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

tourette syndrome

Tourette Syndrome is an inherited, neurological disorder characterized by repeated and involuntary body movements (tics) and uncontrollable vocal sounds.

In a minority of cases, the vocalizations can include socially inappropriate words and phrases -- called coprolalia. These outbursts are neither intentional nor purposeful. Involuntary symptoms can include eye blinking, repeated throat clearing or sniffing, arm thrusting, kicking movements, shoulder shrugging or jumping.

These and other symptoms typically appear before the age of 18 and the condition occurs in all ethnic groups with males affected 3 to 4 times more often than females. Although the symptoms of TS vary from person to person and range from very mild to severe, the majority of cases fall into the mild category. Associated conditions can include attentional problems, impulsiveness and learning disabilities.

Tourette IS a GODDAMN, Fucking, SERIOUS Condition, MAN!!!!!!!!!!!

by Cosmicstargoat April 28, 2004

snap shit

Military See: toe the line

You'll snap shit when you go to the war soldier, or you'll come back in a rubber sack.

by Cosmicstargoat May 14, 2004

barfoom

A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher

During the Sales Meeting, Henry left loose with a thunderous barfoom and everyone snickered.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

savage injun

See: dr. pepper savage injun

'nuff said

by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004

A duck!

An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen.

aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!

by Cosmicstargoat June 5, 2004

Tich

Short for Dr. Tichner's antispetic. This substance is similar to Listerine and was guzzled by ghetto lowlifes when they couldn't get their hands on any decent Thunderbird

Say, dude, that hot Tich burnt a hole in my brain. yaknwwhattamean?

by Cosmicstargoat April 29, 2004