Cosmicstargoat's definitions

barfoom

A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher

During the Sales Meeting, Henry left loose with a thunderous barfoom and everyone snickered.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

the flop

3 cards dealt face up at one time in Texas holdem poker.

MaineBowl called in spite of his weak 7-2 offsuit, just so he could look at the flop. What a moron.

by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004

A duck!

An insurance salesperson who is continually frustrated by humans who refuse to listen.

aflac, Aflac, AFLAC!

by Cosmicstargoat June 5, 2004

savage injun

See: dr. pepper savage injun

'nuff said

by Cosmicstargoat April 27, 2004

retired

When it is no longer necessary to suck up to Corporate America in order to earn a living. This means giving up crowded airports, unnecessary meetings, a Sales Manager that is 20 years your junior telling you how badly that you suck, Action Plans, Quotas, more meetings, a business suit, white shirt and tie, ulcers and stomach cramps.

Being genuinely retired means that you began long ago to plan for the future and can now tell everyone except Mother Nature and Father Time to 'kiss ass'

I am retired, so leave me alone.

by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004

zebra

TWENTY-FIVE sizes larger than a A bra.

Fat beatch had milkers so large that she needed a zebra to contain them.

by Cosmicstargoat April 26, 2004

silent but deadly

Not a spleecher or a barfoom in that the originator of these stinkbombs cannot be detected until it is too late.

Some broccoli-munching vegan cut a silent but deadly stinkbomb on the bus. Eat meat, twerp!

by Cosmicstargoat April 22, 2004