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by Cosmicstargoat April 23, 2004
Get the the flop mug.A loud fart, usually made while sitting in a chair, the gas and sound waves spreading out in all directions. Opposite of a spleecher
by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004
Get the barfoom mug.The Federal Reserve System. The Chairman of The Fed is Alan Greenspan, the most powerful man in the world. Alan Greenspan HATES The Stock Market and gets great pleasure from making ambiguous statements during Senate hearings that throw The Market into a tizzy.
The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.
When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.
The Fed is responsible for regulating the monetary policy and interest rates for The United States.
When Alan Greenspan twitches his nose the wrong way, Wall Street contorts, sometimes violently, plunging at 64 feet per second.
by Cosmicstargoat June 16, 2004
Get the the fed mug.What happens after flirtation
by Cosmicstargoat February 10, 2004
Get the going steady mug.Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
Get the Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today mug.White Castle, a.k.a. Krystal in the Southern U.S. is place (I will not dignify it with the word 'restaurant') that is infamous for small, square burgers. Only severely retarded drifters and homless individuals are concsripted to work in these places.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
The White Caste or Krystal Burger consists or a greasy, gristly, sickly-grey square slab of meat<sic> that is slapped on a square bun with onions and mustard and then immersed in boiling lard. There are variations of this gastronomical nightmare, but to describe them would be much too shocking for even this venue.
The only legitimate use for White Castle burgers is a medical one. If an individual is intoxicated, these burgers can be ingested and will immediately neutralize alcohol and induce sobriety because the human body detects a substance much more toxic than alcohol.
No Mum (retching), I haven't been drinking, my mates and I just stopped and ate some burgers at White Castle last night. That is the real reason I am driving the porcelain truck this morning.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
There is even a movie about White Castle.
by Cosmicstargoat August 2, 2004
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