Muslim

Some Muslims use their faith as an excuse to kill innocents.
by Cortana Dragoon July 16, 2005
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Pokemon

1. A Gameboy game which might have actually been okay if not for the other shit.
2. A creepy-ass card game.
3. A creepy-ass TV show.
1. I still play Pokemon Blue version. No school like the old school.
2. My Pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard/And they're like, do you wanna trade cards/Damn right, I wanna trade cards/I will trade you, but not my Charizard
3. Did you see the new episode of Pokemon? James gives Wobuffet anal sex!
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
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My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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Elite

A sweet baddie in Halo, which becomes your ally in some Halo 2 levels. One of them (the Arbiter) is a playable character in Halo 2.
I got owned by gold-armored Elites in Halo, but now that they included the energy sword as a weapon in Halo 2 I can finally have vengeance.
by Cortana Dragoon June 16, 2005
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Force

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.
1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*
by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005
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puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
I will die of puberty...
by Cortana Dragoon July 03, 2005
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puberty

A disease that most teenagers go through.

Begins with deepening of the voice, then slowly progresses as the teenager's body deforms and their mind becomes dangerously volatile.

There is no cure. The only known way to survive this disease is to drink loads of alcohol and have sex with a new guy/chick every other night.
Puberty is why most teenagers in the 1800's died.
by Cortana Dragoon July 13, 2005
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