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Halo 2

The greatest sequel to the greatest game ever.

If all of you Half-Life fans who have never even played Halo 2 continue to dis it, I will personally HUNT YOU DOWN.
by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005
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Weiner

What little kids who are afraid to say Penis call a penis.
"Oh my gosh Timmy was playing with us and his pants fell off and he has the biggest weiner I ever saw! Except for my dad's."
by Cortana Dragoon July 25, 2008
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Half-Life

A game.

More specifically, a mind-control device that causes anyone who plays it to begin dissing Halo for no good reason.
We must save them before it is too late.
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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Prophet

Ugly-ass old guy aliens in Halo.

They don't do any of the fighting.
If the rest of the Covenant could just figure out that the Prophets are total wusses, none of this would have happened.
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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Force

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.
1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
I will die of puberty...
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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Barney

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!
by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005
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