Definitions by Cortana Dragoon

The meaning of life

The meaning of life is to create more life.

Bacteria split. Trees bear fruit. Humans... you can figure it out.

Should anything ever, ever interfere with this basic law of nature, we'd all be screwed.

The meaning of life by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

Tabasco 

A substance of great mystery and horror.

Men find themselves drawn to it, as if it were a beacon leading them down the path to salvation.

Only to find themselves trapped in a realm of burning, hellish, eternal pain.

I had Tabasco sauce once and it was awful. But maybe that's only cuz I'm a woman ;)

Tabasco by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

wasaaaaaaap 

Another form of what's up.

-What's up
-Wassup
-Wuzup
-Wasaaaaaaap

Sarah: WASAAAAAAAP!!
Me: You because you are friggin' high.

wasaaaaaaap by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

fear 

What usually keeps us from doing really, really stupid things (like jumping into a pool of pirahnas for example).

Some people think fear is a bad thing.

Some fears are stupid.

The only thing to fear is fear itself.
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Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... leads to suffering.
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My brother fears moths.

fear by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

343 Guilty Spark 

The most disgusting, annoying, downright EVIL character in Halo. Not quite as bad in Halo 2.

"Reclaimer! *humming* Oh, hello."

Aaaaargh.

343 Guilty Spark by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Boohbah 

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

Boohbah by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005

Barney 

THE ULTIMATE EVIL! He must be destroyed at all costs!

Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney!

Barney will devour your soul!!

Barney by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005