by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.
The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.
Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?
Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?
by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005

The last boss of any video game. One of the most if not the most climactic fight in the game.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Usually the most difficult as well, but in some games this is not necessarily the case.
Technically, Sephiroth is the final boss of FF7, but because it's a staged fight many consider Safer Sephiroth to be the final boss.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
Ganon at the end of LoZ: OoT was weak.
A Stalfos is harder than him.
Halo didn't need a final boss. An all-out Covenant assault would have done the trick. But nooo, Bungie had to throw in that albino... thing.
by Cortana Dragoon September 06, 2005

by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005

The greatest sequel to the greatest game ever.
If all of you Half-Life fans who have never even played Halo 2 continue to dis it, I will personally HUNT YOU DOWN.
If all of you Half-Life fans who have never even played Halo 2 continue to dis it, I will personally HUNT YOU DOWN.
Open your eyes, my brothers!
by Cortana Dragoon July 05, 2005
