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Nickelodeon

A television channel that at one time owned. But they canceled all the good shows and replaced them with shows aimed at six-year-olds (so what does that make Nick Jr., like, two-year-old shit?), made a brief comeback with Invader Zim, but canceled that and is dying now.
They recently started an American-drawn anime show called Avatar: The Last Airbender. That show sucks more than all the other shows combined.
Nickelodeon sucks ass. If you don't believe me, watch Spongebob or Avatar: The Last Airbender.
by Cortana Dragoon June 17, 2005
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Boohbah

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is.

Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?
The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.
by Cortana Dragoon July 5, 2005
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Smiting Stick

Kick-ass weapon. Used for smiting (duh).
Don't make me smite you. Smite you with my smiting stick! - Peter Godly
by Cortana Dragoon September 4, 2005
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sex

An activity originally enjoyed only by mature, married couples.
Nowadays you can't find a virgin teenager to save your life.
I pity all you poor souls ;;
by Cortana Dragoon July 22, 2008
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Sephiroth

The bad-ass main villain of Final Fantasy VII.

In Advent Children, they made him look like a crack addict. Fuck them all.
If Sephiroth fought Master Chief, who'd win? - me
by Cortana Dragoon August 23, 2005
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Force

1. A physical exertion on something.
2. The living field of energy, from Star Wars. Some people are stronger in it than others, mainly Jedi or Sith. The Sith are better. (Don't ask me how midi-chlorians come into this, at all.)
3. What I usually have to do in order to get the shit out of my ass.
1. They had to force the door open when I locked them out.
2. If you're a Sith, you get to shoot freakin' Force lightning out of your hands. COOL!
3. Use the FOOOOOOOOOORCE! *grunts*
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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puberty

A fatal cancer that occurs in every human being anytime from ages 10-18.

Symptoms of this cancer are deformation of the body and loss of emotional control.

The only known cure for this disease is to have sex with many of your peers and get drunk regularly.
I will die of puberty...
by Cortana Dragoon July 15, 2005
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