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K.A.P.O.S.

K.A.P.O.S. is an acronym for Kill All Pedophiles On Site.
When nambla showed up the pride parade, we all shouted K.A.P.O.S. before beating them and tossing their bodies in the sewer. Trash like them don't belong in our community.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 18, 2021
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National Tell Your Crush Day

A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.
No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2019
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Social Media Graduation

Social media graduation has several definitions. When someone has evolved past the need for social media. This is often due to factors such as financial stability within the majority of the population. Occasionally this happens towards the end of Rumspringa as a last chance to party before going offline permanently (or at the least, no longer using social media). Social media graduation also happens due to factors of age, and having outgrown social media in some form, even if graduate decides to continue to use other social media. When social media graduation happens, online & offline celebrations are common, often happening at the same time. Strictly offline celebrations are common as well. This sort of event can cause paradoxical feelings of intense joy, sadness, loss of friendships, and strengthening of existing ones. It can be as important to some people as a high school, college or university graduation, depending on their background & culture.

Synonymous terms include, but are not limited to: Social networking graduation, insert website and / or app here graduation, internet graduation, social media retirement. This is not that same as quitting social media out of frustration, or a social media break.
example 1: the young man's social media graduation party before returning to The Amish Community was a welcome one. All of his new friends had a chance to say proper goodbyes, and plans to visit him & his community were made.

Example 2: Having outgrown the app, and wanting an excuse to have fun, the young lady threw a TikTok graduation party complete with a shocking ceremony to keep her legendary status.

Example 3: Being too busy for Facebook, they graduated from social media. They exchanged phone numbers, and mentioned their frequent hangouts to friends. They had a few drinks to celebrate with coworkers on a lunch break.

Example 4: Due to factors of aging, but wanting to quit social media, we threw a social media graduation party for our grandmother instead. She was much happier this was, and loved ones were more understanding.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 13, 2022
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Ray pissed

The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'
Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 16, 2019
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Pig Snuff

Pig Snuff a genre of snuff films in which a police officer murders someone on camera. The police typically face no consequences for these actions in many countries, and are often available for free on sites like YouTube, and even mainstream news websites without having to deal with problems like "the deep web" or the shady world of VHS collectors. Generally considered to be the worst genre of snuff films by hardcore collectors.
A: Did you hear what happened our old homie we grew up with?
B: Yeah, I heard he was killed by the police at a routine traffic stop. It's tragic.
A: It's worse than that dawg, they got a whole ass Pig Snuff film of it uncensored and leaked on YouTube. They're saying they can't use it in court cuz it was leaked.
B: Damn dude, guess that pig tryna become a slab a bacon? No cap
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 17, 2021
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Vallis

1. Literally, Latin for Valley

2. The guy all the Italian girls want, and they're ashamed about it
1. Vallis is the Valley

2. Vallis? He's that strange guy.. I wanna suck his cock
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 24, 2018
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WIMP

W.I.M.P. is an abbreviation for
W - Women
I - Idolizing
M - Mediocre
P - Penis
Literally the female equivalent of a Simp
A: This milf donated $500 on my twitch stream. She's a female Simp.
B: so she's a WIMP?
A: Pretty much, yeah.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns December 23, 2020
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