15 definitions by CorpseGrinder5000Returns

Definition 1: Proper noun
An insulting term used in place of the emo band (formerly rap group) Twiztid
Definition 2: Noun
An insulting term for fans & / or artists associated with Twiztid. A specific type of juffalo that's MNE fan or artist that hates on Psychopathic records for whatever reason Twiztid pulled out of their ass recently.

Plural form: Twizzlaz

Alternative spellings apply, regional dialects and pronunciation may vary
Definition 1
J: I don't care if you listen to Twizzla, I'm not givin' a dime to that Tragic Ninja label

Definition 2
J: are you listening to emo music dude? Turn that whiney shit off!
N: But it's my favorite song by this new band Twiztid, I saw them at warped tour.
J: Kid, I'll steal you some CDs from bands you like more if you turn that Twizzla shyt off for good. They used to be Juggalos & aren't about that life now.
N: good shyt unc, let's fuckin' go!
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 2, 2022
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A made up holiday, no one can seem to agree on the actual day. Look up any day of the year, and chances are a dumb nigga thinks it's national tell your crush day. Just tell them already, life is short.
No one knows when "national tell your crush day" really is, just tell them already!
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 31, 2019
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Social media graduation has several definitions. When someone has evolved past the need for social media. This is often due to factors such as financial stability within the majority of the population. Occasionally this happens towards the end of Rumspringa as a last chance to party before going offline permanently (or at the least, no longer using social media). Social media graduation also happens due to factors of age, and having outgrown social media in some form, even if graduate decides to continue to use other social media. When social media graduation happens, online & offline celebrations are common, often happening at the same time. Strictly offline celebrations are common as well. This sort of event can cause paradoxical feelings of intense joy, sadness, loss of friendships, and strengthening of existing ones. It can be as important to some people as a high school, college or university graduation, depending on their background & culture.

Synonymous terms include, but are not limited to: Social networking graduation, insert website and / or app here graduation, internet graduation, social media retirement. This is not that same as quitting social media out of frustration, or a social media break.
example 1: the young man's social media graduation party before returning to The Amish Community was a welcome one. All of his new friends had a chance to say proper goodbyes, and plans to visit him & his community were made.

Example 2: Having outgrown the app, and wanting an excuse to have fun, the young lady threw a TikTok graduation party complete with a shocking ceremony to keep her legendary status.

Example 3: Being too busy for Facebook, they graduated from social media. They exchanged phone numbers, and mentioned their frequent hangouts to friends. They had a few drinks to celebrate with coworkers on a lunch break.

Example 4: Due to factors of aging, but wanting to quit social media, we threw a social media graduation party for our grandmother instead. She was much happier this was, and loved ones were more understanding.
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns January 13, 2022
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An Internet challenge. All sex you have in April has to be anal sex. No traditional masturbation, only ass. No blowjobs, just rimjobs.
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR ALL THIS BOOTY IN ALL ASS APRIL?
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns November 4, 2019
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A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.
Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 30, 2020
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A broke nigga that works at McDonald's that behave pretty well because he has no hustle & will be homeless if he leaves ya. McNiggas only available at participating locations. Regular price, $10k a year + benefits (snap, ebt, wic if pregnancy occurs, etc..). For a limited time only, Free with after your 200th McRibs and Dirty Sprite combo. No substitutions. Subject to change, quality may vary, no refunds.
Cashier: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Customer: Can I get a McNigga, Large Dick, no side bitches?
Cashier: For here or to go?
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 28, 2019
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The shortest version of Raymond Has Urinated, do not utter this around sensitive groups as they might mistake this phrase for 'rapist'
Marie: Where's Ray going? Did he spill his drink?
Robert: Naw, Ray Pissed..
Debra: Rapist?! Where?!!
Robert: No.. Raymond urinated in his pants. What do you see in him?
by CorpseGrinder5000Returns February 17, 2019
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