1 definition by CoolSmokerGuy
Cig-a-rette – noun
1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.
2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.
3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. A consumable product used for enhancing appearance and social aptitude. Also causes worries to melt away.
2. A delicious treat demonized in Nazi Germany as a genetic poison to Aryans whilst blaming and marginalizing minorities for their use.
3. The perfect device for relaxation that can help to prevent Alzheimer's Disease, Parkinson's Disease,
1. Cool smoker 1: That busted chick over there has potential to be a hottie.
Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.
2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.
Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?
Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?
3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?
Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?
Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.
Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
Cool smoker 2: I can see that; you should give her a cigarette to fix her.
2. Non-smoker bitch: Hey smoker guy, smoking is bad for you and causes cancer.
Cool smoker guy: Hitler didn’t smoke, and he killed about six million Jews. You don’t hate Jews, do you?
Non-smoker bitch: Oh, well I don’t want to be an Anti-Semite… Mind if I bum one?
3. Pussy: You know; cigarettes kill you, right?
Cool smoker guy: The oldest recorded person smoked from the time she was 21 to the time she was 117?
Pussy: Huh, I didn't know that. I suppose my argument is debunk.
Cool smoker guy: Well then, GTFO pussy.
by CoolSmokerGuy March 7, 2010