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A tiny dwarf, that thinks he's really cool but In fact, he's just covering up for the fact that he has the tiniest penis known to man (or woman). He has a little tantrum when hot or cool people don't like him, then starts bitching about them, when in reality, he wants to be them, or wants to be inside them. Sad times Ronnie, life probs won't get better for you
Omfg that guy is pissed coz some girl rejected him. Uurgh he's acting like ronnie
by Cool io April 18, 2015
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