11 definitions by Cont78

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

outfuck

The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.

"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!

by Cont78 January 1, 2010

ass-rat

An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.

You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?

by Cont78 December 18, 2010

vajilionaire

Somebody who doesn't lack female atention.

Bruno Mars: "I wanna be a vajilionaire so fucking bad, I'd try out all the girls I never had..."

by Cont78 November 3, 2011

an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

by Cont78 December 18, 2010

nerd's nerd

A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.

A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.

B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.

A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"

by Cont78 August 3, 2011

defuct

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.

A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.

by Cont78 December 5, 2007