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defuct

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.
A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
by Cont78 January 1, 2008
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outfuck

The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.
"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!
by Cont78 January 1, 2010
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an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
by Cont78 December 19, 2010
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vajilionaire

Somebody who doesn't lack female atention.
Bruno Mars: "I wanna be a vajilionaire so fucking bad, I'd try out all the girls I never had..."
by Cont78 November 3, 2011
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When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
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ass-rat

An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.
You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?
by Cont78 December 19, 2010
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fatface

A face that has fat from other body parts injected to it.
A:Wow have you seen Kim's new cheeks, she's certainly not letting her liposuction go to waste.

B: Aggree, she has the best fatface out there.
by Cont78 March 29, 2010
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