Cont78's definitions

life's a destination not a journey

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!

A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".

by Cont78 August 31, 2009

When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.

A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.

B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

fatface

A face that has fat from other body parts injected to it.

A:Wow have you seen Kim's new cheeks, she's certainly not letting her liposuction go to waste.

B: Aggree, she has the best fatface out there.

by Cont78 March 29, 2010

outfuck

The act of having more sex than somebody else is having.

"Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!

by Cont78 January 1, 2010

an arm, a leg and a vagina

It's very expensive!

a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!

b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

ass-rat

An asshole who likes to fuck unassuming people over from behind.

You are such an ass-rat for tattletaling on your colleagues. Is that how you got promoted?

by Cont78 December 19, 2010

defuct

A person who's (mentally) fucked beyond repair.

A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.

by Cont78 January 1, 2008