Cont78's definitions
A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011

A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
by Cont78 January 1, 2008

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!
A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".
by Cont78 August 31, 2009

Life rarely gives you lemons but assholes are given aplenty. So this would be the more accurate version of the old saying.
A: That was really classy how you solved that argument with your boss.
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
B: Yep I had to, I had to be the bigger person you know despite ogf him being an asshole. You know "When life gives you assholes...you make lemonade"
by Cont78 March 29, 2010

It's very expensive!
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
by Cont78 December 19, 2010

by Cont78 November 3, 2011

by Cont78 December 19, 2010
