Cont78's definitions
A bit like fool me once shame on you. You know that thing even George Bush had trouble remembering. This is more along the lines of : Yes I'll be angry the first time and no you won't be forgiven.
a. I'm sorry I threw that drink in your face forgive me?
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
b. No. Btw way I just told your boyfriend you're cheating. screw me once fuck you twice.
by Cont78 July 25, 2011
Get the screw me once fuck you twicemug. A: How's your brother in law, I heard he got promoted.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
B: Couldn't tell ya, havn't spoken to that defuct in years.
by Cont78 January 1, 2008
Get the defuctmug. "Wow I can't believe I just caught my pet rabbits having sex on my bed AGAIN." They're outfucking me in my own home!
by Cont78 January 1, 2010
Get the outfuckmug. It's very expensive!
a. Nice watch, you must have spent a fortune!
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
b. Yeah it better be nice it costs an arm, a leg and a vagina !
by Cont78 December 19, 2010
Get the an arm, a leg and a vaginamug. A classic nerd, not one of those "hip" nerds with "smart" glasses. A real smart as hell boring as your grandmother, glasses wearing, chinless, chesthairless, bonafide geek. Think Bill/melinda gates, stephen hawkins etc.
A. Oh my god that new statistic professor is such an asshole. Yesterday he called me stupid in front of everyone.
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
B. I know, the nerds seem to like him though. Apparently you need an above 145 IQ to "get" him.
A. Yeah, I guess he's a "nerd's nerd"
by Cont78 August 3, 2011
Get the nerd's nerdmug. by Cont78 December 19, 2010
Get the ass-ratmug. What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!
A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".
by Cont78 August 31, 2009
Get the life's a destination not a journeymug.