16 definitions by Connormacdaddy
When a man’s testicles are so large and saggy that they have to be held during doggystyle to stop them from swinging uncontrollably.
Crowe: How was Beatty last night ?
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
Emily: Not good, I had to hold his nuts during doggy because they were so saggy.
Crowe: Classic Dangerous Doggyballs!
by Connormacdaddy November 19, 2022
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022
When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022
Joshua Samuel: bro I did a cheeky Henderson last night she didn’t know what hit her.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
Connor Jason: that’s my boy, bitches love a cheeky Henderson.
by Connormacdaddy June 17, 2021
Ethan Jack: How was big red last night?
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.
Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!
Steve Joshua: Not good, did an Eddie Spaghetti.
Ethan Jack: Don’t worry, happens to the best of us!
by Connormacdaddy June 20, 2021
by Connormacdaddy December 8, 2022