Con's definitions

pooched

A term used by stoners to let the group know that the joint/bowl is finished. It has also been adapted towards the stoners life style; 2. to be tired

Dude! the bowl is pooched
I am so pooched

by Con August 3, 2004

hair metal

Dictionhousen,slamma,Seattle Man can all eat fn sh*t.. hair metal is the best type of music, and always will be. they sang about being happy, instead of grunge, who sang about how much they wanted to die and how depressed they were. its fn lame. and their look was entertaining if you didnt get it. just wanted to say how dumb you were, later->

top 5 fav bands. 1. def leppard 2. styx 3. firehouse 4. bon jovi 5. white lion

by Con December 31, 2003

Aha

Another word for saying, Yea-rite!

My penis is big, Aha!

by Con December 14, 2003

conosexual

One who enjoys taking a road cone, and simulating copulation by inserting it into another road cone held by their friend between their legs (this can be at the front or back).

God, I'm sooooo coney. Thrust your orange and white throbber into my cone.

by Con May 9, 2003

Masturbate

Taming the one eyed ogre, One hand Solo, Going Commando, Shaking hands with mister happy, Tuning the fork, Playing the ace,

Mark liks to masturbate to pictures of jesse

by Con May 26, 2003

frogal

a geek with too much time on his hands

Ron is a frogal on the summer months.

by con July 16, 2004

do-gooder

See bleeding heart liberal. Someone who thinks they are helping society by championing oppressed minority groups, when in fact they are ruining society and crippling free speech.

Get a job, you stupid woman!

by con July 14, 2004