Comrade Karl's definitions

friends

Word used as a gentle attempt to either turn someone down, or break up with a current relationship.

As in these famous examples:

"I just wanna be friends"
"I like you as a friend"
"Could we still be friends?"

v1. To dump someone's ass casually.
v2. To give someone the friends syn: deceive

Evan: So, how's it going with her?
Karl: Ohh, she gave me the friends last night.
Evan: Shit, sorry to hear that.

by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005

nerdi-chlorians

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.

Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.

by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005

Doge

Acronym for: "Deficiency Of Goddamn Everything", quoted from the Mac Hall Comics.

Guy1 -Our friend here is going to be a medical celebrity.
Guy2 -Sweet!
Guy1 -They found symptoms of scurvy, rickets, beri beri and a couple of others. It was the royal flush of nutritional disorders.
Guy1 -In fact, they're going to write it up as a new condition called Doge and sumbit it to Jama.
Guy2 -Doge?
Guy1 -Deficiency of goddamn everything!

by Comrade Karl December 7, 2006