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A grumpy person, usually a Physics major in Ivy League universities, who specializes in hiding his emotions behind a tough facial expression, deep blue eyes and occasionally- a mustache.

The main characteristics of the sourpuss are:
1. Anti-freeze laptops

2. The fear of big haired lovely women
3. Avoidance of pass/fail courses
The highly irritated, annoyed and aggravated sourpuss decided to share a secret when he understood the Gal was awesome!
by ComfortablyNumb February 15, 2017
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A word used for the description of one who does not remember Barbra Streisand in times of need.

The common Roy is often found farting in hot tubs, under the covers, in newly established pools, and in various motor vehicles. Such behavior is subject to change based on the Roy’s bean & rice intake as well as the based on the weather.
Finally, the Roy in most famously known for his inclination to roses, particularly the blooming buds that mark the come of Spring!
“Wow, this guy plays bowling like a Roy!!”
by ComfortablyNumb June 19, 2020
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"Look at that pretty little skirt walking down the street... think she'll give me her number?"
by ComfortablyNumb June 26, 2005
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