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Captain Sunshine

n.
Captain Sunshine is that person who is bright and cheery, even if you are depressed, pissed off. or tired.
by Colte the Pirate February 5, 2007
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superfluidiot

n.
a portmanteau of superfluous and Idiot. used to describe someone who is and Idiot for being superfluous.
see the 320 definitions of Emo
or the 149 definitions of britney spears
to see the sort of things that a superfluidiot
might spend their time doing
by Colte the Pirate February 3, 2007
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Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.
Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.
by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006
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belezebub's triangle

A threesome where there are two dudes and one chick. obviosly one of the most unholy sexual encounters.
Ryan: so I had a threesome this weekend
Brandon: No WAY! that's awesome!
Ryan: not really it was me and Alex in belezebub's triangle
Brandon: Unclean! unclean!
by Colte the pirate November 7, 2006
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whales

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals

actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches
Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both
by Colte the Pirate January 8, 2007
mugGet the whalesmug.

sannytize

Verb.
to make a foodstuff that is not a sandwich into a sandwich.
mmm that thanksgiving turkey was good I can't wait to sannytize the leftovers tomorrow.

the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.
by Colte the Pirate July 19, 2007
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shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007
mugGet the shave the whalesmug.

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