Colte the Pirate's definitions

Trifecta of Manliness

A Group of superior Men, the Embodiment of all that is Manly
quasi-religious figures in some sects, the Trifecta of Manliness Brings Masculinity back to an unfortunately effeminate world.

Captain, Smokes and Queerballs Make up the Trifecta of Manliness.

by Colte the Pirate December 26, 2006

whales

fat
hairy
Useless
mammals

actually I would doubt that whales were anything other than malevolent giant fish if they weren't shedding their gross body hair onto my beaches

Whales suck they eat all our sailors drink all out water. and shed on out beaches. We should either kill them or so shaved them ore both

by Colte the Pirate January 8, 2007

belezebub's triangle

A threesome where there are two dudes and one chick. obviosly one of the most unholy sexual encounters.

Ryan: so I had a threesome this weekend
Brandon: No WAY! that's awesome!
Ryan: not really it was me and Alex in belezebub's triangle
Brandon: Unclean! unclean!

by Colte the pirate November 7, 2006

istanbul

Noun.
Was Constantinople,
Now it's Istanbul not,
Constantinople.
Every gal in Constantinople
Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople
So if you've a date in Constantinople she'll be waiting in Istanbul

guy 1: wasn't Istanbul Constantinople?
Guy 2: yes, but now it's Istanbul, not Constantinople
Guy 3:Been a long time gone, Constantinople...
Guy 1: Why did Constantinople get the works?
Guy 2: That's nobody's business but the Turks!

by Colte the Pirate January 12, 2007

shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding

Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales

by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007

robotsexmachine

1. a machine created by lonley computer engineering majors to get laid.
2. Me when I put on my little gold shorts.

1. Mike was so hopelessly inept with women that he made a robotsexmachine for friday nights.

2.when I put on my little gold shorts and wax my mustache all the ladies want me cause i'm a white hot robotsexmachine. Now pump that Bass!!!!

by Colte the Pirate November 3, 2006

sannytize

Verb.
to make a foodstuff that is not a sandwich into a sandwich.

mmm that thanksgiving turkey was good I can't wait to sannytize the leftovers tomorrow.

the 7-11 Pizzandwich is just sannytized pizza.

by Colte the Pirate July 19, 2007