1 definition by ColossalKracker
People who have this name pronounced "ho-zay" are generally OK people. But people who have this name pronounced "Joe-zay" are absolute KINGS. You'll remember meeting a "joe-zay" because you probably fell in love with him the moment he opened his mouth and you heard him speak in his unreasonably sexy accent (as he tells you it's actually pronounced "joe-zay". José's tend to be tall (over 6'), tan and muscular with a body that would make a god jealous. They often have no distinct hair or eye color (almost like all hair and eye colors appear at the same time, no identifiable or distinct color showing through). Just when you start to catch your breath after taking in the physical beauty and sexiness of a José, you're awestruck again by their even more perfect personality. José's are the most charismatic people you will ever meet, they tend to be sociable and speak in such a way that makes you feel like the most interesting and important person in the world. José's absolutely radiate a joy and their positive vibe is unmatched. Not only that, but Josés are intelligent. They have a unique and brilliant mind that somehow finds the perfect balance between common sense and openness for adventure. If you encounter a José, you're bound to form an attachment to them that will not only bring joy and happiness into your life, but also restore your faith in humanity and give you the incentive to better your own self. Josés are the greatest people to be born of mortal flesh.
by ColossalKracker August 19, 2020